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Started by puppetface, January 27, 2012, 05:10:07 PM

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puppetface

January 27, 2012, 05:10:07 PM
This article has pictures and videos of the worst movie monsters of all time. I absolutely can't believe someone made a movie with killer condoms in it but they did. Lol. Anyone ever see any of these movies?

Go to the FullMoonHorror website - it's the top article on the list...

BoyScoutKevin

#1
January 27, 2012, 06:40:20 PM
I can't say that I've seen any of these films, which is probably to my good fortune, but "From Hell It Came" did inspire one of the most memorable reviews I have ever heard.

"From Hell It Came"
And to hell it can go!
ROTFL!

Sometimes the review is better than the film.

Allhallowsday

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January 27, 2012, 09:02:15 PM
Quote from: puppetface on January 27, 2012, 05:10:07 PM
This article has pictures and videos of the worst movie monsters of all time. I absolutely can't believe someone made a movie with killer condoms in it but they did. Lol. Anyone ever see any of these movies?

Go to the FullMoonHorror website - it's the top article on the list...
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Chainsawmidget

#3
January 28, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Since new people can't post links ...

http://fullmoonhorror.com/2012/01/27/the-ten-worst-horror-movie-monsters-of-all-time-part-1/

And for those that just don't care enough to clink it, their list is ...

10.  Giant Gorilla and Giant T-Rex from The Mighty Gorga
9.  the Nilbog Goblins from Troll 2
8.  Killer Condom
7.  Tobonga (I think I spelled that right) from From Hell it Came
6.  Creeping Terror

... and I guess they're saving the rest of the list for another update. 

Personally, I liked that killer tree guy that comes from From Hell it Came.  There just a nice old fashioned monster quality about the guy.  You could picture that guy hanging out with Frankenstein and Dracula without any of them feeling terribly embarrassed. 

The Goblins that might have been trolls (or vice versa) weren't really that bad as far as monsters go either.  The movie was horrible, but they weren't that bad. 

tracy

#4
January 28, 2012, 01:19:27 PM
"Killer Condom"......? OMG! I have to see that!
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

puppetface

#5
January 30, 2012, 04:48:03 PM
One guy commented he owned all five videos on the list. Now that's dedication! I hope Ro-Man makes that list! lol

JayJayM12

#6
January 30, 2012, 05:10:26 PM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 28, 2012, 01:19:27 PM
"Killer Condom"......? OMG! I have to see that!


Another classic from Troma!
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#7
January 30, 2012, 05:44:08 PM
From Hell it Came for sure. The Monolith Monsters are really weak and flabby too.
-Ed
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January 31, 2012, 12:52:02 AM Last Edit: January 31, 2012, 01:56:28 AM by Allhallowsday
Quote from: puppetface on January 30, 2012, 04:48:03 PM
One guy commented he owned all five videos on the list. Now that's dedication! I hope Ro-Man makes that list! lol
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

molokai cargo

#9
January 31, 2012, 09:26:36 AM
Have to concur on Creeping Terror, Ive always hated carpeting now I know why.

Hey that Hitler avatar is freakn me out.

akiratubo

#10
January 31, 2012, 09:47:28 AM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 28, 2012, 01:19:27 PM
"Killer Condom"......? OMG! I have to see that!


It's less a horror movie than a gay romance/comedy.  The killer condom is less a monster than a metaphor for barebacking or broken condoms causing gay men to get AIDS.  No, really.  Know that going in and the movie should be all right.  I was expecting a Troma-style tasteless gore movie so I was a bit befuddled.
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tracy

#11
January 31, 2012, 01:26:32 PM
Quote from: akiratubo on January 31, 2012, 09:47:28 AM
Quote from: tracy1963 on January 28, 2012, 01:19:27 PM
"Killer Condom"......? OMG! I have to see that!


It's less a horror movie than a gay romance/comedy.  The killer condom is less a monster than a metaphor for barebacking or broken condoms causing gay men to get AIDS.  No, really.  Know that going in and the movie should be all right.  I was expecting a Troma-style tasteless gore movie so I was a bit befuddled.
Ah...I see. There's a bit more to it than I thought. Thanks for the info. :smile:
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

alandhopewell

#12
January 31, 2012, 01:42:51 PM
    This certainly qualifies....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=943pcaqVQos
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puppetface

#13
January 31, 2012, 06:59:19 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 31, 2012, 01:42:51 PM
    This certainly qualifies....



I LOVE the bouncing rocks! Imagine if the monster caught on fire while walking near the flames! lol.

Pacman000

#14
January 31, 2012, 07:24:12 PM
Any monster from any Larry Burchanan monster movie could probably qualify.
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