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A surprise for Mary-Ann!

Started by Hammock Rider, February 02, 2012, 10:15:37 AM

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Hammock Rider



" Why Professor, THAT'S NOT a coconut speculum!"
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Jack

Last known pick of Mary-Ann just before the tragic paintball mishap.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

JayJayM12

Even when just packing for a 3 hour trip, you must always to remember to include some neon pink...
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

The Burgomaster

Sherwood Schwartz announces he will begin marketing a Mary-Ann inflatable love doll.






"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

ulthar

Teen aged boys do WHAT while watching me on "Gilligan's Island?"
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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

tracy

Skipper ! Please put your pants on!
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

indianasmith

"MENAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

sprite75



Gilligan!  What the hell are you doing to the Skipper there?  And why are you both in your birthday suits?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

Professor: "It's nothing to worry about, just muscle cramps from overuse. It should be better in a day or two. Same with the sore knees."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Draug



The professor loved to dress up his favorite bowling ball.
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

Leah


here's my Ms. Pacman expression, anygood?
yeah no.

retrorussell

WOOOOOOO!!!!  That cucumber is COLD!!!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

sprite75



What has been seen cannot be unseen.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

"And the rest? What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."