With friends like these....

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/02/43572.htm?utm_campaign=X&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitter

Anal fireworks lead to lawsuit A student is suing his fraternity after a drunken acquaintance inserted a bottle rocket into himself and ignited it.

Ouch...
Ed

[Trevor]

I didn't know that SteveO went to university? 

[Jack]

What is it with kids these days?  If they're not sticking bottle rockets up their butts, they're sticking a beer bong in there.  When I was that age, if you went to a party and some guy started pulling his pants down, everybody in the place would be like "Dude, WTF do you think you're doing?!?!" and then they'd probably take him outside and beat the crap out of him. 

We had order, we had dignity. 

[tracy]

I guess he assumed that the university would have more money that the idiot fraternity dude....geez!

[Frank81]

I think the University should sue  him for  putting lives  in danger.. Law  Students... future  Lawyers, 'nuff said.

[bob]

what...............wow