Man, this duty sucks

[sprite75]

Man, this duty sucks.  I'd rather be out on the front lines than standing here watching prisoners all day - especially when they're using the bathroom, or well, you know...

[tracy]

I know it's tough....but we're gonna be out here all day if you don't learn to land this thing!

[retrorussell]

Guard #1: Man, about freakin' time!
Driver of pizza delivery ship: Haaaa.. kkkkkk... here is your pizza.  Double cheese with pepperoni and sausage.  May the force be with you.
Guard #2: Wha.. Lord Vader?!  Is that you?!
Vader: Yes, I'm afraid.  The Jedi have forced us into an ecomonic depression, so I needed some extra cash on the side.  That will be 26 galactic credits.
Guard #3: Here you go, Lord Vader.  Give our best to the Emperor.
Vader: What.. no tip?!! (uses force to strangle guards)

[The Gravekeeper]

"Hey Frank? You ever wonder if the whole 'Panopticon' thing kind of loses its effect if the prisoners can see us?"

"Shut up, Bill."

[Jack]

Guard #1:  "Well at least they finally put railings on these things.  I remember back on the old Death Star, take one wrong step and it's a 1,000 foot drop.  That could be hell on a Monday morning."

[Mr. DS]

"As building inspector I've found 867 faults that need correcting, and we're only on the first floor."