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Trevor

#11385
Quote from: DS on February 08, 2012, 07:59:53 AM
Quote from: Jack on February 08, 2012, 07:49:08 AM
Next week I get to go to the doctor for my annual checkup.  This includes the "You lie across the table and I'll get my finger all greased up." part.  

On Valentine's Day.   :bluesad:

Wonder if he'll at least give me a box of chocolates?
I get to start that next year.  My doctor's PA is kinda cute so I may not mind.

I have a lady doctor and when I became her patient, she told me "I have to ask you this: if I had to examine your penis, would you be embarrassed?" I thought that this was a silly question to ask as she was a professional doctor and her gender didn't matter to me, so I answered: "No I wouldn't be embarrassed, I'd be grateful."  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Psycho Circus


Mr. DS

Its fun playing with your enemy's minds. Or lack thereof.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Leah

Quote from: DS on February 08, 2012, 11:46:24 AM
Its fun playing with your enemy's minds. Or lack thereof.
I told you, I made room for the Cupcake!*

*who gets the reference?
yeah no.

Jack

#11389
So now that I canceled the DVD portion of Netflix and just get streaming, EVERY darned movie I want to see is only available on DVD.   :lookingup:  And their stupid site is still making me re-enter my email and password every 5 minutes or so.  Oh and since I'm on a rant, I love the way I'll do a search for some cheesy slasher movie, and since they don't have it on streaming, they give me suggestions for romantic comedies instead.  "You might enjoy this."  Yeah...right.  Good grief, I watch 200 low budget horror movies and my wife watches 3 historic romances, and ALL my recommendations are for historic romances*   :hatred:

Okay, I feel better now   :teddyr:

*  That may be a wee bit of an exaggeration   :smile:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Cthulhu

Quote from: Jack on February 08, 2012, 07:49:08 AM
Next week I get to go to the doctor for my annual checkup.  This includes the "You lie across the table and I'll get my finger all greased up." part. 

On Valentine's Day.   :bluesad:

Wonder if he'll at least give me a box of chocolates?
I actually laughed out loud.
Sorry to hear that, though.

Leah

MindJack has a cool and unique concept. That being said, there's no excuse for the gameplay. :hatred:
yeah no.

Leah

Children of Bodom's parody song of Brit Spears's song "Opps" has to be the biggest WTF in metal history.
yeah no.

JaseSF

Our Canadian news/educational shows (The Fifth Estate, W5, Marketplace, The Nature of Things) seem to be more entertaining lately than most anything else on television...
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

lester1/2jr


indianasmith

Yep.  Get a whole generation addicted to government goodies, then tell them that the gravy train has run dry, and watch the riots begin!

All you ever need to know about socialism in one simple lesson.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Leah

Quote from: indianasmith on February 12, 2012, 06:58:45 PM
Yep.  Get a whole generation addicted to government goodies, then tell them that the gravy train has run dry, and watch the riots begin!

All you ever need to know about socialism in one simple lesson.
yes and no. yes for what ever, no for Sweden, one of the best countries to live in Europe apparently. Also, I don't thin your using socialism right, imo, since it is just like the tea party on the other end of the spectrum.
yeah no.

JaseSF

Some socialist ideas work well in some places and not so well in others...
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

WingedSerpent

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Jack

Get to go in for my checkup today.  Sit around the waiting room for half an hour.  Then sit around the little exam room for half an hour, in my little gown.  Nothing to do but read the little sign on the wall about the proper disposal of medical waste.  Then the doctor will ask me some questions and express general disapproval over the fact that I don't live a 100% healthy lifestyle.  Then he'll poke me and prod me and...other stuff.  Then I'll probably sit around the waiting room for another half hour and then they'll poke a hole in me and drain some of my blood out.

Oh well, might as well get it over with.   :bluesad:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho