Evils of the Night (1985)

[claws]

Two sleazy grease monkeys provide extraterrestrials with local teenage meat. The aliens need their blood for whatever reason. In order to perform sinister experiments they turn their spacecraft into a small hospital so they won't cause any attention.

Odd little exploiter blending elements of slasher, early torture porn, teen sex comedy and vintage sci-fi. The space vampires (John Carradine, Julie Newmar) wear silly futuristic suits and are able to paralyze shirtless teens with green laser beams. And speaking of shirtless teens, there is an unusual high amount of nudity and sex in this R-Rated flick, more so than featured in your average teen sex comedy from the 1980s.

The cheese is only about 50% fun however, but it gets bonus points for corny soundtrack, embarrassingly stupid pranks, partying at a waterhole and extreme 1980s big hair.

Worth checking out.

[claws]

I love how the trailer avoids any of the alien footage 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bYIqvINY9g

Random scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwHtKGwMh6w

[Jack]

They shot the guy in the chest...from orbit?!?!   

I've been meaning to check this movie out forever. 

[tahrgat]

After watching those clips I am almost afraid at seeing those concepts filling a movie length time slot. I just feel cold, so cold... But I'll probably watch it anyway.