Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation

sprite75 · March 05, 2012, 08:32:38 PM

retrorussell · March 06, 2012, 12:12:08 AM

Hey, Captain! Know what this is?

What is it?

It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing?

No.. what?

It's going hungry. Ha ha ha!

Leave me alone... idiot.

tracy · March 06, 2012, 03:59:02 PM

I would read the bumps on your head but there aren't any....get me a hammer!

Nakuyabi · March 06, 2012, 06:40:30 PM

Picard: Torture me all you want, Klingon, I'll never crack!

Klingon: Oh, but you will. By the time my mind probe is through with you, you'll
be begging to tell me everything you know. You'll be my puppet; my slave!

Picard: Great! You're doing great! Turn your little toy up!

Leah · March 06, 2012, 06:42:09 PM

Klingon: how's that?
Picard: I love it, you made feel FABULOUS!!!!

Klingon: don't sing "fabulous" again

WildHoosier09 · March 09, 2012, 09:05:19 PM

Ok, let's size you up for a toupee

TheDope · March 10, 2012, 07:09:14 AM

KLINGON BABE - The itsy bitsy spider crawls up the fat bald head...

PICARD - WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE??!

sprite75 · March 15, 2012, 07:23:07 PM

Picard, you have dandruff

sprite75 · March 27, 2012, 10:58:52 AM

The Klingons have adapted the Turkish Bath to their own culture. Captain Picard decided to try it out for once.

Chainsawmidget · March 30, 2012, 10:16:52 PM

So, tell me Picard, have you ever seen the movie Hannibal?

AndyC · March 31, 2012, 10:10:53 AM

"Well, actually, Captain, a Klingon baby's butt is much rougher than this."

Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation

Nakuyabi

Chainsawmidget