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Tooth Fairy 2 (2012)

Started by InformationGeek, March 21, 2012, 09:59:23 AM

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InformationGeek

March 21, 2012, 09:59:23 AM
Who asked for this?  Seriously, who asked for this movie?  If you don't remember, Tooth Fairy 1 is a 2010 comedy staring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in the title role.  Now, 2 years later, we get this sequel staring Mater himself, Larry the Cable Guy.

No, I'm serious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoLDPTkEYIg

I have no problem with the guy himself, but seriously?  Why?  What is the point of this movie existing?  At least it isn't a theater release, but still.  This reminds me of all those Disney sequel releases.

I got nothing else to say.  Someone see this and report back.
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The Burgomaster

#1
March 21, 2012, 10:45:13 AM
Quote from: InformationGeek on March 21, 2012, 09:59:23 AMSomeone see this and report back.

Not me!

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Hammock Rider

#2
March 21, 2012, 12:02:34 PM
I forsee a long, LONG running franchise, something like the Scary movie "series" with D level and lower celebrities filling the role of the Tooth Fairy. I believe we can look forward to Tooth Fairy movies in the future starring such illuminaries as Tom Arnold, Kathy Griffin, Gary Busey, Danny Bonaducci and some, if not all of the Kardashians.  :smile:
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Olivia Bauer

#3
March 21, 2012, 07:30:56 PM
Saw this sitting on a shelf at my local hole-in-the-wall game and movie store. I died a little inside.

Trevor

#4
March 22, 2012, 02:53:05 AM
Sean Hannity had Larry on his show a few weeks ago and Larry was talking about it as though it was a remake of Lawrence of Arabia.  :buggedout: :buggedout: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

HappyGilmore

#5
March 22, 2012, 06:40:45 PM
I gotta be honest. I quite liked the first.

The Rock is a decent enough actor, with a great supporting crew of actors with Ashley Judd, Billy Crystal and Julie Andrews.

But any movie starring Larry the Cable Guy (barring the Blue Collar Series, as that's just standup), sucks. No movie where he 'acts' is good.
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JayJayM12

#6
March 23, 2012, 10:53:43 AM
Quote from: Hammock Rider on March 21, 2012, 12:02:34 PM
I forsee a long, LONG running franchise, something like the Scary movie "series" with D level and lower celebrities filling the role of the Tooth Fairy. I believe we can look forward to Tooth Fairy movies in the future starring such illuminaries as Tom Arnold, Kathy Griffin, Gary Busey, Danny Bonaducci and some, if not all of the Kardashians.  :smile:

I believe Pauly Shore is also due for a shot at the Tooth Fairy role...
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Hammock Rider

#7
March 23, 2012, 11:59:39 AM
Quote from: JayJayM12 on March 23, 2012, 10:53:43 AM
Quote from: Hammock Rider on March 21, 2012, 12:02:34 PM
I forsee a long, LONG running franchise, something like the Scary movie "series" with D level and lower celebrities filling the role of the Tooth Fairy. I believe we can look forward to Tooth Fairy movies in the future starring such illuminaries as Tom Arnold, Kathy Griffin, Gary Busey, Danny Bonaducci and some, if not all of the Kardashians.  :smile:

I believe Pauly Shore is also due for a shot at the Tooth Fairy role...


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Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Torgo

#8
March 27, 2012, 06:01:25 PM
So this completely confirms now that there is indeed a hell!!!!
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

Doggett

#9
March 28, 2012, 08:45:43 AM
I actually thought the first was really funny in that cheesy Disney kids flick of the 70's kinda way.

But doesn't even reach those standards.

Or any standards...


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akiratubo

#10
March 28, 2012, 12:17:32 PM
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

HappyGilmore

#11
March 28, 2012, 09:54:38 PM
Quote from: Doggett on March 28, 2012, 08:45:43 AM
I actually thought the first was really funny in that cheesy Disney kids flick of the 70's kinda way.

But doesn't even reach those standards.

Or any standards...


:bluesad:
I liked the first a lot.  It wasn't great, but not horrible either.  The Rock...excuse me, Dwayne Johnson, is fairly entertaining as an actor, and comes across pretty well despite the script.  Billy Crystal's cameo was fun but brief.
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

Olivia Bauer

#12
March 29, 2012, 07:45:40 AM
Quote from: akiratubo on March 28, 2012, 12:17:32 PM
Quote from: InformationGeek on March 21, 2012, 09:59:23 AMSomeone see this and report back.

No.

Don't look at me either. I may watch s**t but Larry the Cable Guy is his own little boundary of fail.

InformationGeek

#13
March 31, 2012, 08:52:23 PM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on March 29, 2012, 07:45:40 AM
Don't look at me either. I may watch s**t but Larry the Cable Guy is his own little boundary of fail.

The guy is weird to me.  I don't find him really the funny, except in Blue Collar TV, but I sort like the Health Inspector movie and Delta Farce (though that may because of every other actor in that film).

Hell, one of the jokes from Delta Farce still sticks with me and still makes me laugh:

"I'm changing the terror level to pinata red."

*Shrugs* Can't help it I guess.
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Criswell

#14
April 01, 2012, 10:43:28 AM
Quote from: InformationGeek on March 21, 2012, 09:59:23 AM
Someone see this and report back.
Not even i'm that brave!
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