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Pro Wrestling Squashes! Post a Youtube.

Started by JaseSF, April 08, 2012, 08:49:54 PM

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JaseSF

A pro wrestling squash match is a match in which one wrestler completely dominates and destroys another usually in short fashion. Some squash matches are surprisingly fun to watch and truly memorable, many feature enhancement workers. Nevertheless I think they're fun to watch. So go ahead and post a pro wrestling squash Youtube. Stick to one at a time if you can.

I'll start with a classic from Wrestlemania I: King Kong Bundy vs. S.D. Jones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTCTNbNkXhc
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

HappyGilmore

"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

JaseSF

So sad to see WWE jobbing out Samoa Joe like that to Essa Rios no less but hey it's all what they call part of paying your dues.

Ken Patera did some memorable squashes of enhancement guys in the 80s.

Ken Patera vs. Mark Land (in the AWA)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJWjPJCvsbc
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

HappyGilmore

Well...this isn't a total 'squash', however, a young Christopher Daniels gets jobbed out to TAKA Michinoku in about 5 minutes.  It's actually a solid five minute match.  I was looking for another match entirely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD_hgSN4Jbg
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

JaseSF

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper (with 1 hand tied behind his back no less!) vs. A.J. Petrucci (Piper was over huge at this time as a new babyface)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHXbUK2OLqc
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

HappyGilmore

WWF Tag Champs, The British Bulldogs, vs. Les Thornton and a young Mick "Jack" Foley, 1986
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQDbE9kFUkw
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

HappyGilmore

1992: Tatanka vs. Perry Saturn...then known as a jobber named Peter Motts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfNqxPpgKDE


Saturn got in no offense at all.
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

JaseSF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSy6dhdb3FE

Ted DiBiase vs. Red Tyler (who typically got decimated in practically every match).
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"