Captain Johnson, we have sensor readings

[sprite75]

Captain Johnson!  We have sensor readings of some most unusual rock formations on the surface of the planet.  They have a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

[tracy]

Welcome to Phallicville....

[LilCerberus]

Wow. Jodorowski should've filmed the squirting rock scene here!

[Nakuyabi]

Captain Johnson!  We have sensor readings of some most unusual rock formations on the surface of the planet.  They have a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

"Major Head, I think you better take a look at this radar."
"What is it?"
"I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--"
"Peter!"
"Yeah?"
"Take a look outta starboard."
"Good Lord! It looks like a huge--"
"Pecker!"
"Oh, where?"
"Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--"
"Wang! Pay attention!"
"But teacher, I was distracted by that enormous--"
"Willie."
"Yeah?"
"What's that?"
"Well, it looks like a giant--"
"Johnson!"
"Yes, sir!"

[Hammock Rider]

Must be in the Himalayas.

[sprite75]

You idiot, this isn't Stonehedge!

[retrorussell]

Unbeknownst to most geographers, there is another Old Faithful geyser.. two of them, in fact; at the top of these rock formations.

[Flangepart]

You want I should circumsize these, Rabbi? Oy, and I hadda be the first Moil in Starfleet...

[Leah]

The real set of Twin Peaks.

[sprite75]

If your stone lasts longer than four hours...