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Started by sprite75, April 22, 2012, 09:33:53 PM

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sprite75

April 22, 2012, 09:33:53 PM


Go strap yourselves in, I'm gonna make the jump to lightspeed!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Jack

#1
April 23, 2012, 06:49:36 AM
Guys, that's for spaceflight only - no street racing!!!
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Mr. DS

#2
April 23, 2012, 07:12:29 AM
Pilot: "Now this is podracing..."
CoPilot: "Dude, that was beyond lame..."
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Flangepart

#3
April 23, 2012, 08:21:42 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on April 22, 2012, 09:33:53 PM


What happens when Northwest airlines maintenance hacks into Area 51.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Hammock Rider

#4
April 23, 2012, 10:51:44 AM
 

  How most grandparents see a VCR.
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

tracy

#5
April 23, 2012, 01:51:51 PM
Budget Rental was out of Mustangs but this will do.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Doggett

#6
April 24, 2012, 10:09:47 AM
With all those neon strips flying around, they knew they landed on Planet Eighties!
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Frank81

#7
April 24, 2012, 12:29:24 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on April 22, 2012, 09:33:53 PM


Go strap yourselves in, I'm gonna make the jump to lightspeed!

:cheers:

Great, let's  get the F#@$ outtta  here. :teddyr:

Leah

#8
April 24, 2012, 11:47:16 PM
Pilots high as f**k, seeing crazy lights go by as if it was nothing to them.
yeah no.

sprite75

#9
April 26, 2012, 09:55:26 PM
Pilot: We're flying faster than any man has ever flown before.
Co-Pilot (Finishing up a joint): Oh, wow!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

retrorussell

#10
April 26, 2012, 11:22:36 PM
"Dude!  Floyd laser light show!"
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

AndyC

#11
May 05, 2012, 06:47:58 PM
"Good nyborg, man."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Leah

#12
May 05, 2012, 10:23:45 PM
Time to push the red button
*Moment later*
JESUS F**KING CHRIST, THIS IS FRIGGEN AWESOME!!!!!!
yeah no.

sprite75

#13
May 11, 2012, 06:10:01 AM
Co-pilot: Oh s--t!  I left the garage door up when I left the house this morning!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

tommex84

#14
May 11, 2012, 11:54:36 AM
Co-Pilot: Dude!
Pilot: Whaaat?
Co-Pilot: Did you see that?
Pilot: Dude, I'm so high right now I can't see s**t. What was it?
Co-Pilot: I just saw some hot as hell babe lifting her skirt and giving us the thumb-up.
Pilot: Yeah, right.
Co-Pilot: No really! Maybe she saw us on youtube or something?
Pilot: Youtube?
Co-Pilot: Yeah.
Pilot: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Co-Pilot: You know, the thumb-up thing.
Pilot: Thumb-up? No dude, that's hitchhiking. She was probably hitching us for a ride.
Co-Pilot: Oh, a hitchhiker. That makes sense.
Pilot: Wait....what....
Co-Pilot: Dude, what are you doing?
Pilot: Hold on, I'm turning this sucker around!
Co-Pilot: Why? Weren't we supposed to go to the moon?
Pilot: Screw the moon! I'm getting lucky tonight!
Co-Pilot: Oh hell!
Pilot: Dude, where's the god damn brake? Oh never mind, here it is.
Co-Pilot: No....wait....that's not the....!
Pilot: Heeere weee gooo!
Co-Pilot: Yeah, straight to jail! Again!
" We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep."

"Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!"
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