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Honda invents device for office workers too lazy to walk down the hall.

Started by claws, May 17, 2012, 03:39:19 AM

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latimes.com

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'll give you the Uni-Cub



QuoteThe people mover has gotten an upgrade: On Tuesday, Honda announced its new Uni-Cub, a personal mobility device that lets you glide around the office or the aquarium perched comfortably on what looks like a trash compactor on wheels.

Like the Segway, the Uni-Cub allows the rider to control it simply by shifting her weight forward, backward or side to side.

Unlike the Segway, it is small enough to be used indoors.

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Newt

What - no saddlebags?  Where's the cup holder?

What is the weight capacity of this thing?  Just imagine the size of the riders after a few years of using this device.  (Flashing on Wall-E here).

Mind you, I imagine the humour potential is pretty great if someone with lousy balance climbs aboard: careening off desks and walls... :buggedout:
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Derf

I have a friend who could ride one of these while playing the sousaphone. He already rides a unicycle while playing, so this would be a piece of cake.
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Leah

still, could be worse-
Not to be out done by their rivals, Toyota designs the i-Real
yeah no.

Chainsawmidget

Why would office workers really want to advertise the fact that they are too lazy to walk?

tracy

Quote from: Newt on May 17, 2012, 08:07:56 AM
What - no saddlebags?  Where's the cup holder?

What is the weight capacity of this thing?  Just imagine the size of the riders after a few years of using this device.  (Flashing on Wall-E here).

Mind you, I imagine the humour potential is pretty great if someone with lousy balance climbs aboard: careening off desks and walls... :buggedout:
Wall-E.....that's the first image that passed through my head. And Chainsaw midget is right....why would they want to show how lazy they are?
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

tracy

Quote from: Derf on May 17, 2012, 09:10:59 AM
I have a friend who could ride one of these while playing the sousaphone. He already rides a unicycle while playing, so this would be a piece of cake.
Now that's impressive! I've played a sousaphone and I'd have never made it on a unicycle. :wink:
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

bob

I'm not going to lie....if I had one of those I would race another person who ahd one
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Quote from: bob on May 18, 2012, 09:33:43 PM
I'm not going to lie....if I had one of those I would race another person who ahd one
LOL.... you sound like my husband. :bouncegiggle:
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Quote from: El Misfito on May 17, 2012, 05:24:28 PM
still, could be worse-
Not to be out done by their rivals, Toyota designs the i-Real

Toyota's version looks more comfortable.