Indy gets an honest critique...

[TheDope]

Hmm... you find a couple of stones in India, nice... then you find the Lost Ark, that's cute...
uh-huh, the Holy Grail - that's really very good.... Now, about this crystal skull crap....

[sprite75]

Hey Han, have you seen that son of a b***h Darth Vader?  I've got a bone to pick with him.

[indianasmith]

You know, commentary aside, that actor is the worst Hitler likeness they could possibly have chosen!

[tracy]

No....my poetry is way better than the Vogons.

[Leah]

What do you mean that my people are stealing all of the beer?

[sprite75]

To Captain Han Solo, from your biggest fan Admiral Kendal Ozzel!

[Hammock Rider]

 

  As you can tell by my resume and headshot portfolio, I'm perfect for the role of this "Han Solo", Mr. Lucas.

[Flangepart]

Ja, Ja...Hirohito really does need my fashion designer. Have you seen his troops? Look like sausages...

[AndyC]

"All those who enjoyed Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, leave the room..."

[sprite75]

"All those who enjoyed Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, leave the room..."

FREEZE, HARRISON! 

[Nakuyabi]

(Insert random "Hitler Finds Out..." Downfall gag sub here.)

[Leah]

what do you mean that there's a guy on the internet called IndianaSmith?

[sprite75]

Thanks for signing my Wolfenstein 3D guide.

[Mr. DS]

To distract them, Indy gave the Nazis a copy of 50 Shades Of Gray.