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Death Metal Zombies* - worst movie ever!

Started by zh666, August 09, 2002, 04:50:54 AM

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zh666

not very many people know about this disaster, and theres nothing on it about the interweb
i bought this through the yahoo! auctions a few years ago...

but i'd like to say that this movie is the worst film ever created
the dialog and editing is so terrible... the lighting is bad
the story is stupid, and well, i haven't seen a worse movie than this peice of poop
but i've watched it more than 40 times
the best thing about the movie is the previews of the other 4 movies they made, which look just as bad...  oh how i want to see these! one is called Evil Night i think, its about a killer nerd that drinks a potion and turns into a clone... with death metal in the background while killing people, one scene with a knife floating in the air (you can see the string).. looks terribley great


http://internettrash.com/users/grendel666/archive.html
heres a review for it, the only thing i've ever found on the net about it

anyways, i would love to see it featured on this site... it just doesn't get worse




*Death Metal Zombies not to be confused with Hard Rock Zombies, but thats still a terrible movie

Psycho Circus

Just watched this and it is AWFUL! But, I was laughing my ass off. Totally agree that it should have pride of place on this site, of course that means Andrew has to sit through it. It's like the poor man's "Rock N' Roll Nightmare" and that's saying something...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qsNCFUfRvc&feature=player_embedded

Worst. Slam. Dancing. EVER!  :buggedout:

JayJayM12

Quote from: Circus Circus on May 02, 2012, 08:13:50 AM
It's like the poor man's "Rock N' Roll Nightmare" and that's saying something...

This description officially makes this movie a MUST see...
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Psycho Circus

Quote from: Doggett on May 16, 2012, 02:48:03 PM
Its worse than Hard Rock Zombies?

:buggedout:

I'm actually going to respond to that by saying.......yes (shock horror) !!  :teddyr:

JoeTheDestroyer

Well then, there's still time for me to make an even worse one.  Starting tomorrow, I'm going to pen the script treatment for Metalcore Zombies!
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Quote from: Circus Circus on May 02, 2012, 08:13:50 AM
Just watched this and it is AWFUL! But, I was laughing my ass off. Totally agree that it should have pride of place on this site, of course that means Andrew has to sit through it. It's like the poor man's "Rock N' Roll Nightmare" and that's saying something...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qsNCFUfRvc&feature=player_embedded

Worst. Slam. Dancing. EVER!  :buggedout:

I would love to see this movie.  Yes it is bad, but it looks like they had fun making the movie.  Plus these guys have one up on most of us, they made a movie.

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Doggett

Quote from: Circus Circus on May 16, 2012, 06:15:50 PM
Quote from: Doggett on May 16, 2012, 02:48:03 PM
Its worse than Hard Rock Zombies?

:buggedout:

I'm actually going to respond to that by saying.......yes (shock horror) !!  :teddyr:

Great.

Now I have to watch it. I just have too...
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Quote from: JoeTheDestroyer on May 18, 2012, 02:04:02 AM
Well then, there's still time for me to make an even worse one.  Starting tomorrow, I'm going to pen the script treatment for Metalcore Zombies!

My dear. To me, all Emo / Metal head, hybrids of a failed lab exsperiment by some werido. Are already zombies. I will have difficulty telling the before and after apart.
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