Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[Leah]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: low
Stranger: joker eh!!!
You: Possibly
Stranger: suck my cock then
You: Sorry, but I don't like chickens
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I say that's a win.

[Zapranoth]

What a dud:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bonjour.
Stranger: Agustina?
You: Comment?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Zapranoth]

Slightly better but still a dud.

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ho!
Stranger: whats up
You: another long day. You?
Stranger: watching scrubs
You: So do you side with Dr. Cox's view, or the psychiatrist's view (of human nature)?
Stranger: lol idk i just watxh it for the comedy
You: At one point Dr. Clock is running around too cheerful, and Cox tells her his view of humanity, which is
You: "People are bastard-coated bastards,
You: with bastard filling."
You: :D
You: It's a precious moment.
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[Leah]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, asl?
You: NO!!
Stranger: Well I'm a guy
You: And I'm a bear
Stranger: And I'm admin
You: I eat fish and berries
Stranger: I eat tits and p***y
You: You're a cannibal?!
You: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Seriously, are you a guy or girl?
You: I'm a friggen potato
Stranger: bye
You: Excuse me while I go skydiving.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.