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Man Arrested For Refusing To Leave Jail

Started by bob, July 30, 2012, 11:03:20 PM

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bob

July 30, 2012, 11:03:20 PM
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

indianasmith

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July 31, 2012, 12:28:26 AM
Not exactly.  He got to stay where he wanted to be, evidently!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

tracy

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July 31, 2012, 12:44:41 PM
"Everyone in the sheriff's office was like,No Way"......? Who wrote this story,a reporter for a Jr.High newspaper? I'm sorry but that sounded so unprofessional.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

ghouck

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August 02, 2012, 05:28:33 AM
Free food
Free room and board
No decisions to make on one's own
No responsibilities
The ability to avoid one's own basic flaws
Sleep as much as you want

Some actually don't mind being incarcerated.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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