Listen!

[sprite75]

Listen, I told the Admiral about someone taking the Enterprise on a joy ride.  You're the one who's going to tell him that the doors are stuck!

[TheDope]

"Do you hear a starship passing by?"

"No.  Do you?"

"I thought I did..."

"We could look out the window here and see if..."

"What??  That would be cheating!"

"All we'd have to do is turn our heads 45 degrees..."

"Let's just keep listening."

"Alright...."

[Mr. DS]

"IT'S A TRAP!"
"Wrong franchise man..."
"Oh yeah, sorry..."

[retrorussell]

Tower: You're coming in too fast!
Female voice on the PA: The Enterprise is now arriving at gate 18.  Gate 19.  Gate 20.  Gate 21..

[Flangepart]

"No, I will NOT open the doors until you pay us the 500 credits you owe for the Romulan Ale we 'found'."

BTW, that's the EXCELCIOR, not the big E.

[sprite75]

First controller: The red zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of starships only.  There is no parking in a white zone.
Second controller: The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of starships only.  There is no parking in a red zone...

[Hammock Rider]

  Damn! We should have told the pizza guy to come around back!

[sprite75]

First Controller: I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
Second Controller: Well, let's see. First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Ferengi came and they bought Mercedes Benz starships.  And Admiral Kirk started wearing all of Spock's clothes! I couldn't believe it!  He took Spock's best summer uniform and he put it on and went to town...

[LilCerberus]

"Oh, your right, it is the Excelsior! Why did I think it was the Henderson?"

[Flangepart]

"Oh, PLEASE leave space dock on thrusters, not Impulse. Do you know how that smells!"
"Dude...you know what you just said?"