Family of bears drinks 100 cans of beer.

[trekgeezer]

They also trashed the house.

http://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2012/08/family-of-bears-drinks-100-cans-of-beer/

[bob]

Just like drunk college students.

[JoeTheDestroyer]

Must've been Hamm's.  I seem to remember woodland animals taking a shine to that crud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP8JgQxXO8U

[BoyScoutKevin]

"From the land of sky blue waters"

I just want to know one thing, though. Where was Goldilocks?

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

It was HER house... Payback's a B*****

[retrorussell]

Mama bear said, "This beer's too warm!"
Papa bear said, "This beer's too cold!"
Junior bear said, "This beer's juuuust right." (hic)