Here All Alone

[tracy]

I'm going to raid the fridge and put my feet on all the furniture.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I always have to take a few hours to just get used to the idea.  Then I have to figure out if its OK to not be productive, then get on with the fun stuff.

-Ed

[HappyGilmore]

Heh?

[Zapranoth]

Heh?

She means in her own home, all alone.

[tracy]

Heh?

She means in her own home, all alone.

It's almost like I've forgotten what it's like to be all alone.

[alandhopewell]

Heh?

She means in her own home, all alone.

It's almost like I've forgotten what it's like to be all alone.

     She didn't realize that I was hiding in the closet, naked but for a thin film of olive oil, WATCHING HER....

[Andrew]

     She didn't realize that I was hiding in the closet, naked but for a thin film of olive oil, WATCHING HER....

No, no.  You have to use maple syrup, because it will make the bacon bits stick to your skin.

You are wearing bacon bits, aren't you?

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I wish someone would vacuum my home while I'm out, mop too.

[alandhopewell]

     She didn't realize that I was hiding in the closet, naked but for a thin film of olive oil, WATCHING HER....

No, no.  You have to use maple syrup, because it will make the bacon bits stick to your skin.

You are wearing bacon bits, aren't you?

    Not me; I'm a Republican.

[BoyScoutKevin]

I wish someone would vacuum my home while I'm out, mop too.

You know that is the strangest thing, but that happens to me every two weeks, when I'm out of the house for the day. Vacuum, mop, clean the counters and sinks in the bathroom and kitchen, and clean off the top of the kitchen stove, as well.

[JaseSF]

     She didn't realize that I was hiding in the closet, naked but for a thin film of olive oil, WATCHING HER....

No, no.  You have to use maple syrup, because it will make the bacon bits stick to your skin.

You are wearing bacon bits, aren't you?

    Not me; I'm a Republican.

"Those Republicans. They're everywhere"

[Jack]

Heh?

She means in her own home, all alone.

It's almost like I've forgotten what it's like to be all alone.

     She didn't realize that I was hiding in the closet, naked but for a thin film of olive oil, WATCHING HER....

I get the feeling that's probably NOT extra virgin olive oil.   

[The Burgomaster]

I'm going to raid the fridge and put my feet on all the furniture.

The last time I was home alone I put my feet in the fridge.  FAIL.