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Started by sprite75, August 04, 2012, 10:15:33 PM

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sprite75

August 04, 2012, 10:15:33 PM


Where are all the dancing young men at?  We were promised that a bunch of naked young men would be cavorting about waving their naughty bits in the royal countenance.  We are not amused!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

tracy

#1
August 06, 2012, 01:12:14 PM
I have to sit here and enjoy all this frivolity while my Exlax starts to work.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Flangepart

#2
August 06, 2012, 06:00:34 PM
"Right. After all this, I'd better have another jump with 007, or it's off with their heads!"
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

sprite75

#3
August 06, 2012, 10:48:47 PM


I'm an old lady!  I hate everyone and everything except Matlock!  And these dumbass ceremonies are causing me to miss my Matlock marathon!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

indianasmith

#4
August 06, 2012, 10:59:54 PM
I do NOT recall giving Prince Harry permission to be a spotter for the Russian Women's Gymnastic team!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

retrorussell

#5
August 06, 2012, 11:29:36 PM
Wherrrrre's the beef?!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Hammock Rider

#6
August 08, 2012, 10:50:17 AM
Oh Dear, someone call the Royal Diaperer!
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Mr. DS

#7
August 09, 2012, 11:00:16 AM
"Sigh...all this money spent on this stupid ceremony could have bought me an addition to the castle..."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

sprite75

#8
August 22, 2012, 06:02:54 AM


Harry was photographed where?  In his birthday suit?  Doing what?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Hammock Rider

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August 23, 2012, 11:26:08 AM Last Edit: August 23, 2012, 11:28:24 AM by Hammock Rider
 

Queen: Internal monologue

Ghostface, catch the blast of a hype verse
My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse
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Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk
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However, I master the trick just like Nixon
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Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Trevor

#10
August 28, 2012, 03:51:15 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on August 04, 2012, 10:15:33 PM


"That [expletive deleted] helicopter mussed up one's hair."  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

tommex84

#11
September 16, 2012, 01:30:26 AM
Announcer: OK everybody, let's sing for our dear queen mother.
Queen: Hurry up! I can feel all those tacos working and I'm not wearing any diapers today!
Announcer: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
                  Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Queen: Ooh s**t!
Announcer: 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
                  Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.
Queen: Oops, too late.
" We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep."

"Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!"

fulci420

#12
October 10, 2012, 12:38:40 AM
The Queen-You don't what to mess with a lady that's neck looks like the predator's teeth!
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