I should've auditioned for "Lord of the Rings" instead.

Pacman000 · December 10, 2012, 06:19:47 PM

Flangepart · December 11, 2012, 09:30:17 AM

"So I get to co-star with Bruce Boxlitner...cool."

AndyC · December 11, 2012, 12:31:55 PM

...with icicle legs and a snowball butt, and eight eyes made out of coal...

Sing it!

tracy · December 11, 2012, 01:32:41 PM

I'm here for the part in Roger Corman's new flick,"Frosty the Snow Spider".

TheDope · December 24, 2012, 12:02:59 AM

"Audition to be a Christmas mascot", they said.

"No one will laugh at you", they said.

"Everyone will LOVE 'Icy The Christmas Spider'", they said.

AndyC · December 24, 2012, 12:48:53 PM

Jeez Charlotte, you need to get out and get some sun.

Mr. DS · January 10, 2013, 10:20:15 AM

The Irish spider is very prone to sunburn...