The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Jack]

Had the most bizarre dream last night.  It ended with me mowing the carpet at work.  It had grown about 3" tall so I went out to the shop and got the carpet mower from somebody.  That was pretty much the most normal part of the whole thing.

Think my brain's finally blown its last gasket.

[Leah]

Had the most bizarre dream last night.  It ended with me mowing the carpet at work.  It had grown about 3" tall so I went out to the shop and got the carpet mower from somebody.  That was pretty much the most normal part of the whole thing.

Think my brain's finally blown its last gasket.

Doesn't seem that weird compared to some of the dreams I've had

[lester1/2jr]

Whoever invented those cone shaped cups some water bubblers have wasn't really killing it with that one.

[Jack]

[lester1/2jr]

http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/


why did all the chickens stop?


because a fat cow was about to put her bum on them

[Rev. Powell]

http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/


why did all the chickens stop?


because a fat cow was about to put her bum on them

do you know who else has a stinky pile of butts ?

MY MOM!!

[AndyC]

http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/


why did all the chickens stop?


because a fat cow was about to put her bum on them

do you know who else has a stinky pile of butts ?

MY MOM!!

why did the chicken cross the road?


because he wanted to shag the lollipop lady

[Leah]

http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/


why did all the chickens stop?


because a fat cow was about to put her bum on them

do you know who else has a stinky pile of butts ?

MY MOM!!

why did the chicken cross the road?


because he wanted to shag the lollipop lady

Why did the Vulture cross the road?


The Chicken didn't make it.

[ER]

Good thing I only sleep about five hours a night.

[Leah]

Good thing I only sleep about five hours a night.

1) what do you do then?
2) that's not healthy, as your immune system declines.

[Jack]

All those Hollywood publicity photos these days are retouched to the point where the actress ends up looking more like a mannequin than a human being.  It's not even remotely attractive.  Real uncanny valley territory.

[Leah]

HAHA
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[LilCerberus]

New analog multimeter for Christmas. Wish I knew how to use one of these things... Or what it's for.....

[Vik]

Streaming SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT for Christmas! Come join if you want, part 2 later today: livestream.com/terrorcinema

[ER]

iwillgetthroughchristmasandiwillnotkickhismomiwillgetthroughchristmasandiwillnotkickhismom