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Crashed on a strange planet and confused by sex

Started by Yorredroc, February 10, 2013, 09:39:43 PM

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Yorredroc

So I saw this movie when I was about 14 - 1996-97. It was on at 2:00 in the morning. What I remember is a man and woman running from someone in space. The bad guy was a black man with a beard and a cape.

Anyway, they crash on a planet and everyone there has sex constantly (nothing graphic is shown. Very pg from what I remember). So the man and woman are completely confused by this. They try to kiss and have sex but just don't get it; so the natives teach them. There may have been comical music during these scenes. And I want to say the voices were dubbed over into English.

The ship is repaired and the two fly off into space, now having sex constantly. The bad guy finds them and spy's on them getting it on and he is also confused. He's looking at the monitor and paceing back and forth saying "what are they doing?"



That's everything I remember. Recently a friend and I have gotten into bad movies and I've always told everyone this is the worst thing I've ever seen. But I have no idea what the name of it is, any actors or anything other than what I've described. When I saw the trailer for star crash I thought that was it at first but doesn't seem to be. Waiting to watch star crash with a group of people, that's why I don't know if that's it.

I know I've described a soft core porn, but its not. There was no nudity or anything graphic at all (unless it was edited a lot for tv). If anyone has any idea about this movie, please let me know. It's been driving me crazy the last few weeks.

JaseSF

Sounds like Flesh Gordon only the villain isn't black although he is quasi-Asian.
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akiratubo

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Yorredroc

THAT'S IT!!! Oh man, I did think I'd find it again. Thank you so much!

Andrew

Andrew Borntreger
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akiratubo

Quote from: Andrew on February 11, 2013, 06:30:04 AM
Quote from: akiratubo on February 10, 2013, 10:18:04 PM
Escape From Galaxy 3

http://www.aycyas.com/escapefromgalaxy3.htm

Which reuses footage from Starcrash, if my memory is correct.

And various other spaghetti sci-fi.  A true crap-fest.  The guy playing the evil overlord is a hoot, though.
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