Animate Human Skeletons

[indianasmith]

I thought about Wonka, but that face just screamed for this meme!!!

[Chainsawmidget]

Why would Willy Wonka and the Overly Attached Girlfriend speak in sign language?

So the skeletons can understand them without having ears. Duh. 

... And who is that the overly attached girlfriend to? Wonka?  You?  The Skeletons? 

[dean]

What rude bastards, coming around without an invite simply because I had the best tv in the neighbourhood. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW???

Damn stalker skeletons.  That being said, if the beer was for me it may be forgiveable.  That and it would be a cool story.


[I'm ignoring the fact that Wyre mentioned a toy skull collection.  WHO HAS THAT UNLESS THEY ARE A SERIAL KILLER?!?!?!]

[Newt]

If animate skeletons came to my house, I will ask who gave me drugs. Also, even if skeletons came to life through magic, there's no way that they can talk- magic can do a lot of things, but it can't give skeletons voices without the vocal cords, which is part of your tissue if I remember correctly.

Wrong meme Indy, it should be Willy Wonka, not the Overly Attached Girlfriend.

What if they spoke with sign language?

(Imagining the sound of windchimes here. Or would it be castanets?)

[Bushma]

I would normally say "KILL IT WITH FIRE!" but it won't help.

[Leah]

If animate skeletons came to my house, I will ask who gave me drugs. Also, even if skeletons came to life through magic, there's no way that they can talk- magic can do a lot of things, but it can't give skeletons voices without the vocal cords, which is part of your tissue if I remember correctly.

Wrong meme Indy, it should be Willy Wonka, not the Overly Attached Girlfriend.

What if they spoke with sign language?

I don't know sign language that well, guess I need to learn it then.

[LilCerberus]

I'd probably notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and try to resist the urge to ask what happened.

Or, I'd notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and peek around the corner at the puppeteer.

Unless they were one of Timbo Hines CGI Skeletons. Then I'd try to ignore their every attempt to slip their little dance into the conversation just to see if I recognize them.

[RCMerchant]

I'd dance with them! Like in the old  Betty Boop cartoons!

[Bushma]

I'd dance with them! Like in the old  Betty Boop cartoons!

Oh that's a horrible idea!  You start dancing with them, then one slips you something and you end up getting boned. 

[RCMerchant]

I'd dance with them! Like in the old  Betty Boop cartoons!

Oh that's a horrible idea!  You start dancing with them, then one slips you something and you end up getting boned. 

Getting butt f**ked by a skeleton IS scary-except they dont have dicks-so Id end up getting fist f**ked by a boney hand! Ouch! 

[Pacman000]

I'd probably notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and try to resist the urge to ask what happened.

Or, I'd notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and peek around the corner at the puppeteer.

Unless they were one of Timbo Hines CGI Skeletons. Then I'd try to ignore their every attempt to slip their little dance into the conversation just to see if I recognize them.

What about Harryhausen's stop motion skeletons?

[LilCerberus]

I'd probably notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and try to resist the urge to ask what happened.

Or, I'd notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and peek around the corner at the puppeteer.

Unless they were one of Timbo Hines CGI Skeletons. Then I'd try to ignore their every attempt to slip their little dance into the conversation just to see if I recognize them.

What about Harryhausen's stop motion skeletons?

Then I'd have to resist the urge to make mischief between snapshots.

[Leah]

I'd dance with them! Like in the old  Betty Boop cartoons!

Oh that's a horrible idea!  You start dancing with them, then one slips you something and you end up getting boned. 

Getting butt f**ked by a skeleton IS scary-except they dont have dicks-so Id end up getting fist f**ked by a boney hand! Ouch! 

I don't think I want to be raped by skeletons.

[Bushma]

I don't think I want to be raped by skeletons.

You don't think you do?  I KNOW I don't want to be raped by skeletons. 

[Leah]

I don't think I want to be raped by skeletons.

You don't think you do?  I KNOW I don't want to be raped by skeletons. 

Then again, my brain doesn't work right sometimes!