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Mecha-Blog-Zilla's latest review: "The Legend Of The Titanic"

Started by TheDope, February 17, 2013, 02:27:58 AM

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TheDope

Why do cartoons do this to me?  Why do I let them retell history?  Why do they have to add talking mice to tragic situations?

LEAVE THE TITANIC ALONE, CARTOONS!!


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ChaosTheory

This movie is still one of the most messed-up things I've ever seen.  At first I was, "Well this is pretty dumb/derivitive but at least it's better than the other Titanic cartoon" --- and then she starts talking to dolphins.     :buggedout: :question:
Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see
One chance opts between two worlds
Fire walk with me

TheDope

Quote from: ChaosTheory on February 17, 2013, 03:43:55 PM
This movie is still one of the most messed-up things I've ever seen.  At first I was, "Well this is pretty dumb/derivitive but at least it's better than the other Titanic cartoon" --- and then she starts talking to dolphins.     :buggedout: :question:

This. :thumbup: :tongueout:


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AlienatorDonut

I agree, it's horrible! I find it strangely entertaining though. The nicest thing that I can say about it is, that it is not as terrible as the other two animated "Titanic" movies. It's sequel had Atlantians, and a rapping shark! The other animated Titanic film had cartoon rip-offs of all sorts, plus; it had a rapping dog in it too! Those movies make Ed Wood look like Woody Allen!

TheDope

Quote from: AlienatorDonut on April 02, 2013, 02:55:09 PM
I agree, it's horrible! I find it strangely entertaining though. The nicest thing that I can say about it is, that it is not as terrible as the other two animated "Titanic" movies. It's sequel had Atlantians, and a rapping shark! The other animated Titanic film had cartoon rip-offs of all sorts, plus; it had a rapping dog in it too! Those movies make Ed Wood look like Woody Allen!

Beats me as to why they even thought they NEEDED cartoon versions!!!  ARRGH!!!   :hatred:

- TGWD


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BumbleGut

Wait...there's a cartoon about the Titanic, one of the biggest disasters in history?  What's next, talking ferrets reinact 9/11?

indianasmith

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