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James Lileks calls this nightmare fuel.

Started by Flangepart, February 18, 2013, 06:51:18 PM

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Flangepart



And after he killed his rival with a 7/up bottle, the secret cabal at Coca Cola paid for his journey to South America.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

retrorussell

Girl: Um, honey, that guy behind you is stealing some 7up.
Guy feeding her a weenie: That's okay sweetie.  I peed in those bottles.  7 Up Yours, buddy!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Flangepart

Ah, vapid smiles and little weenies. Advertising in the 50's.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

tracy

I know it's our first date but....wanna bite my weenie?
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Umaril Has Returned

Quote from: Flangepart on February 18, 2013, 06:51:18 PM


Quote from: tracy on February 19, 2013, 02:11:15 PM
I know it's our first date but....wanna bite my weenie?

Girl: "Oh, so that's a weenie? It looks like a penis, only smaller!"