Guys Night: Bad Movie Suggestions

Bushma · March 22, 2013, 08:49:22 PM

Tonight is one of the two or three nights a year where my wife will take my daughter and spend the night with her mother, which leaves my boys and I alone. We do what any guy left alone would do, we drink a lot of soda stay up late and eat a bunch of junk food. We also watch some "guy movies", which are usually bad.

We mainly watch "guy movies" guns, explosions, Sci-Fi, etc.

Tonight's movies are:
Deadly Prey
Space Hunter: Adventures In the Forbidden Zone
Expendables 2

What would you suggest for future nights? Keep in mind my oldest is 12 so nothing with too much skin. If I have to tell the kids "don't tell mom" we're not watching it.

indianasmith · March 22, 2013, 11:47:14 PM

BRIDE OF THE MONSTER (cheesy classic)
GRAVE ENCOUNTERS (genuinely scary found footage film, but LOTs of language!)

claws · March 23, 2013, 12:54:50 AM

No Retreat, No Surrender (1985)
Little Monsters (1989)
Cloak & Dagger (1984)

Trevor · March 23, 2013, 04:02:55 AM

Three South African 'classics' for you:

THE DEMON

NUKIE

LASER MISSION

claws · March 23, 2013, 04:19:24 AM

Too much skin in The Demon, sorry

Trevor · March 23, 2013, 04:47:21 AM

Quote from: claws on March 23, 2013, 04:19:24 AM
Too much skin in The Demon, sorry

Too many saggy panties too.

major jay · March 23, 2013, 09:13:09 AM

GYMKATA
I'm pretty sure there isn't any skin or swearing in this one.
What did your kids think of DEADLY PREY?

Flangepart · March 23, 2013, 09:23:08 AM

Well, Ya gotta have a Toho flick. I'd go with GODZILLA VS. MEGALON.

Also...
the MST3K of THE CREEPING TERROR if ya have it. Gotta teach 'em riffing at an early age.

FatFreddysCat · March 23, 2013, 09:39:02 AM

My kids (ages 5 and 10) saw Joe Dante's "Small Soldiers" on TV recently and they thought it was a riot. It's an action movie about... action figures!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwIt5wagRsg

Bushma · March 23, 2013, 12:45:13 PM

Quote from: major jay on March 23, 2013, 09:13:09 AM
What did your kids think of DEADLY PREY?

They loved it! We started counting together when Dalton was beating Thornton with his own arm.

Ted C · March 23, 2013, 03:38:31 PM

Tremors
Patton (very manly, that one)
Doom
Dredd (which is actually astonishingly good, although it might be too adult)

Bushma · March 23, 2013, 06:36:07 PM

Quote from: Flangepart on March 23, 2013, 09:23:08 AM
Gotta teach 'em riffing at an early age.

Lol they are working on it.

Paquita · March 23, 2013, 08:31:26 PM

The Trinity movies with Terrence Hill and Bud Spencer! I haven't watched one in a while, but I don't recall there being bad language or nudity, just lots of fightin', shootin', dirt, and bean eatin'!

There's a movie on Netflix instant play right now called Hercules agains Karate which (I think) is a knock off of the Terrence Hill/Bud Spencer movies, but it's really really fun! And manly.

akiratubo · March 23, 2013, 10:20:46 PM

Anything with tits and explosions.

zombie no.one · March 23, 2013, 11:58:49 PM

OVER THE TOP

Stallone, Arm Wrestling, + big convoluted Father/Son bonding storyline... and (iirc) no naughty bits!