Never bath a cat.

Flangepart · April 29, 2013, 05:38:04 PM

No amount of Yingling is worth THIS!

akiratubo · April 29, 2013, 06:58:04 PM

I AM smiling, dammit!

sprite75 · April 29, 2013, 09:37:36 PM

You thought I was mad when my human left me out in the snow? You haven't seen anything yet!

TheDope · May 02, 2013, 09:41:03 PM

What do you mean you forgot the conditioner??

sprite75 · August 27, 2013, 09:04:10 PM

Remember your promise human. Beer. And plenty of it too.

Jack · August 28, 2013, 06:33:45 AM

Procedure for bathing a cat:

Step 1) Make sure you have a good supply of Band-Aids and disinfectant on hand.

indianasmith · August 28, 2013, 06:19:43 PM

I hope you enjoy the smell of urine on your pillow, human!!!

Trevor · August 29, 2013, 07:14:14 AM

Quote from: Flangepart on April 29, 2013, 05:38:04 PM

"You've heard of the cat called Grumpy? Well, prepare to meet Thumpy."

Umaril Has Returned · August 29, 2013, 10:14:01 AM

Quote from: Flangepart on April 29, 2013, 05:38:04 PM

Alright guys, enough of the wet pu*ssy jokes!

tracy · August 29, 2013, 03:45:02 PM

As soon as you put me down I'm gonna wipe that smile right off your face!

Mr. DS · September 01, 2013, 07:36:59 PM

"Well hon I found out whats clogging the drain..."