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Michael Bay Apologizes for Armageddon

Started by bob, April 23, 2013, 09:38:31 AM

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dean

Whilst Armageddon isn't a good movie, it certainly wasn't horrible [Aerosmith sections nothwithstanding].  It really tells you how flawed he is when, compared to alot of his other movies, THAT is the one he apologizes for.  I think Armageddon was the last gasp of not horrible Bay into 'Mabasploom' territory [The Rock and Bad Boys were actually pretty fun and his catalogue has gone steadily downhill from there.]
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bob

Quote from: Gst0395 on May 01, 2013, 01:10:03 PM
I have a question. Has Michael Bay actually made a film worth watching? Maybe The Rock and to a lesser extent, Bad Boys.

Transformers is ok. The first third of it is outstanding.Then it turns into a massive disappointment once the giant robots show up.

I liked Bad Boys is my younger days.
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I think he should rather apologize for his upcoming reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles films: I know that a South African is directing it (Jonathan Liebesman) but I will run very, very far away from this one.  :buggedout:
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Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 23, 2013, 10:30:49 AM
I thought that was one of his better movies.  Why not apologize for one of the more horrible ones?

Agreed.

So... He's gonna let the Transformers off the hook of kak then.

Armageddon was fine except that whole bit with he animal crackers. A little piece of me shrivels inside and dies every time I sit though it. Its right up there with Gwendoline in the awkward film moment that Id rather not watch stakes.
                                             

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I can apologize for everything I ever did wrong in my life. Dont make it right. Micheal Bey will continue to abuse us with his s**t.He can suck my dick.
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RCMerchant

Wait! Im so sorry! I shouldnt have said that. But outside influnces-called My Stomach-influnced me. I dont want Micheal Bey to suck my dick-because it would make me sick and I would puke on his head. He'd have to wash chunks of fried chicken out of his hair.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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rebel_1812

someone really doesn't like michael bay.  Guess who?
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RCMerchant

Quote from: rebel_1812 on May 04, 2013, 07:58:35 PM
someone really doesn't like michael bay.  Guess who?
Golly gee whiz! I dunno!  :twirl:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

Micheal Bey is a shmuck. I like bad movies. I LOVE bad movies! But not when you get handed millions of dollars and insult my intelligence like Im a 7 year old watching cartoons. Ed Wood did what he could on zero budget.WTF is with Micheal Bey? Hes a shmoozer.A milker.He milks unknowing dinks who should be seeing good movie...or at least renting old bad movies.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

bob

Quote from: RCMerchant on May 05, 2013, 08:46:14 AM
Micheal Bey is a shmuck. I like bad movies. I LOVE bad movies! But not when you get handed millions of dollars and insult my intelligence like Im a 7 year old watching cartoons. Ed Wood did what he could on zero budget.WTF is with Micheal Bey? Hes a shmoozer.A milker.He milks unknowing dinks who should be seeing good movie...or at least renting old bad movies.

I'd applaud your comment if I could, but I can't so here's a picture of Lugosi from Dracula.

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rebel_1812

You got to admit the first transformers movie he did, was pretty good.  Or do you think he has never done a good movie and the studios that keep wanting him to direct are morons.
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Quote from: RCMerchant on May 04, 2013, 06:01:14 AM
Wait! Im so sorry! I shouldnt have said that. But outside influnces-called My Stomach-influnced me. I dont want Micheal Bey to suck my dick-because it would make me sick and I would puke on his head. He'd have to wash chunks of fried chicken out of his hair.

RC, I demand an apology for May 17, 1989!
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ChaosTheory

Forget the ending, I want an apology for that "animal crackers" scene.

Quote from: rebel_1812 on May 05, 2013, 05:51:24 PM
You got to admit the first transformers movie he did, was pretty good. 

No, we really don't.



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