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Candy bar that describes your sex life?

Started by The Burgomaster, May 08, 2013, 02:45:33 PM

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The Burgomaster

May 08, 2013, 02:45:33 PM
I will begin:




"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Rev. Powell

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May 08, 2013, 02:49:13 PM
This is what I get when I try to seduce a woman:

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

The Burgomaster

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May 08, 2013, 02:50:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 08, 2013, 02:49:13 PM
This is what I get when I try to seduce a woman:



Well, I suppose it's better than:



"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

LilCerberus

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May 08, 2013, 02:55:53 PM
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Ed, Ego and Superego

#4
May 08, 2013, 05:02:27 PM
A guy can dream...



But with two small kids and little sleep its more like:
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

zombie no.one

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May 08, 2013, 10:43:09 PM

Trevor

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May 09, 2013, 01:02:45 AM
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

#7
May 09, 2013, 01:04:33 AM
At this moment and for the last eight years, mine has been an empty wrapper.  :tongueout:

In other words, no boom boom with soul brother.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

#8
May 09, 2013, 04:56:56 AM
Well, my wife's favorite candy bar is a Big Hunk . . . :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

#9
May 09, 2013, 08:22:42 AM
Nutty Buddy!  :twirl:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Allhallowsday

#10
May 10, 2013, 10:15:16 PM

 

You believe me, don't you?
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

LilCerberus

#11
May 10, 2013, 10:34:05 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on May 10, 2013, 10:15:16 PM

 

You believe me, don't you?

Wasn't that also the name of a cereal killer?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Allhallowsday

#12
May 11, 2013, 01:23:16 AM
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

ChaosTheory

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May 11, 2013, 11:32:06 AM
Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see
One chance opts between two worlds
Fire walk with me

LilCerberus

#14
May 11, 2013, 12:05:28 PM
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.
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