Jacker II: Descent to Hell

[Stupid Jacob]

What did ya mean when you said "thirty-seven" under Gina's write up? What, was she played by the same chick from clerks or was it just from the movie?

[That Guy]

Yeah, that was the girl.  God, this movie sucked.

[Arm Commander]

Jacker II, you have found guilty of terrorizing many inncent minds like mine. I, the invincible Arm Commander, will classify you guilty of brain-melting! The sentence: triple life sentences to the Prison of the Inferno. As Prison of the Dead's slogan says: There is NO parole in HELL!!!!

Case closed. Now every member return to your dormroom.

[The American Original]

Man, that clip was funny. Where the heck can you find this movie? No such luck on youtube and amazon. I want to laugh at the rest of it 

[Trevor]

•   6 mins - He stabbed one person to death and killed another by throwing the knife, but the blade was not locked?
•   13 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A PHONE!
•   17 mins - There are a few ways to make your punches look real on camera. This isn't one of them.
•   24 mins - And this is a sorry excuse for a police station. What's your point?
•   27 mins - So... ...he actually did steal her car? How does this fit? Help?
•   30 mins - The bottle of beer is empty! Couldn't somebody have gone to the corner store and purchased a new forty of beer for this scene?
•   31 mins - I have a headache.
•   35 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
•   53 mins - Stupid onlooker. Hey idiot, you're in the scene!
•   55 mins - There is that same plastic gun. I thought the Police Chief took it away from him?
•   73 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!

I have to find this, like now.