A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!

[indianasmith]

We all know that Trevor is the world's leading authority on stinky underpants.
But that knowledge needs to spread.  What better way than for our South African Ambassador to create and market his own unique brand of stinky underpants?
But, like all good products, they need a catchy slogan to move on the market.
I'm thinking of something based on the old Sears "Underoos" -

Trevoroos - The Underwear you'd be Dumb to Wear!

What can you guys come up with?

[Chainsawmidget]

I was expecting something closer to "oh my god!  What is that horrible thing?  Take it away!"

[Trevor]

We all know that Trevor is the world's leading authority on stinky underpants.
But that knowledge needs to spread.  What better way than for our South African Ambassador to create and market his own unique brand of stinky underpants?
But, like all good products, they need a catchy slogan to move on the market.
I'm thinking of something based on the old Sears "Underoos" -

Trevoroos - The Underwear you'd be Dumb to Wear!

What can you guys come up with?

"Trevorrods: they stick to you, no matter what!"

"Trevor's Own: Number One in the Number Two Business!"

[Trevor]

I was expecting something closer to "oh my god!  What is that horrible thing?  Take it away!"

Yessir, that's pretty much it. Try opening my undies drawer in the morning.   

[Trevor]

This is the general reaction when people attempt to open my undies drawer: 

[Trevor]

"Trevor's Undies: they take no crap from anyone." 

"Trevor's Undies: Skid marks not included." 

[Flangepart]

Trevor's undies: Where no human has gone before.

[Trevor]

Trevor's undies: Where no human has gone before.

No human has gone there before, but I have gone there, if you know what I mean. 

[tracy]

Trevor's Used Underpants...a bargain at any price.....in fact,make an offer.

[Leah]

Trevor's Used Underwear- Just run, For God Sakes Run, Run as far as you go before it corrupts you!

[LilCerberus]

Whatever you do
I'm beggin' you
Don't bogart the baked beans

[Umaril Has Returned]

Whatever you do
I'm beggin' you
Don't bogart the baked beans

lmao!

[indianasmith]

Or maybe a more . . . erotic approach?

TREVOR'S SECRET

You'll wish you had not been curious!

[Umaril Has Returned]

Or better yet:

Trevor's Underpants:
"Common scents re-defined"!   

[indianasmith]

Trevorick's of Hollywood:
For the naughty, stinky things inside you!