A Slogan for Trevor's New Commercial Underpants Line!!!

[Leah]

Trevor's undies:
-Stops Crime
-Makes everybody to agree with your views.
-Get great service.
-Able to ride first class
Stops Ninja Attacks
Makes Pirates cry

[Flangepart]

Trevor's undies: The gift that keeps on taking.

Trev's- They're not just for breaking wind anymore.

[Bushma]

Trevor's new (not improved) NO WASH Underwear!

Never worry about those unsightly stains again!  These undies are already colored so you don't have to worry!

[Trevor]

Trevor's undies:
Stops Ninja Attacks

[Trevor]

Trevor's Own Brand: "You wear um, they stickum"  + 

[Flangepart]

TREV'S: They stick to the roof of your mouth.

[Trevor]

TREV'S: They stick to the roof of your mouth.

+ 

I'm going away for a few days at the end of this month so they might just do that, what with the cold weather and everything. 

[Umaril Has Returned]

Trevor's Undies:
The undies that killed Inspector 12

[Trevor]

Trev's Own: NO SKIDEE, NO LAUNDRY 

[Flangepart]

TREV'S : When Hazmat isn't enough!

[Trevor]

TREV'S : When Hazmat isn't enough!

It never is.