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Started by Olivia Bauer, June 10, 2013, 12:48:39 PM

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Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Flangepart

THE HUGE TALON.
THE MASS.
THE GLOB.
KINGDOM OF THE ARACNIDS.
ILLINOIS SMITH AND THE KINGDOM OF THE GLASS CRANIUM.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

The Burgomaster

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Chainsawmidget

Nightmares in Elm's Drive

Delinquent Samurai Lizards


LilCerberus

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on June 12, 2013, 12:40:03 PM
Nightmares in Elm's Drive

There's already been "Nightmare At Elm Manor", a '60s super 8 smoker, nsfw.  :tongueout:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Olivia Bauer


LilCerberus

Skull Cowboy
A rip off of Ghost Rider, with the plot stolen from Born Losers, with numerous references to The Crow.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Trevor

HAIRY POTHEAD and the GANJA TRIBE.  :buggedout::wink: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Olivia Bauer

#23
Wicked Undead (The Evil Dead)

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

FatFreddysCat

The Steel of Man

Rocketed from the doomed planet Krapton, Chuck Trent lands on earth and becomes Superbman.
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

Trevor

Underpants: The Final Thread: my life story.  :twirl: :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

cqmorrell

28 Hours Later: Survivors of a generic doomsday virus stuck in a Wal-Mart with Matango knockoffs

Labor Day: Killer wearing a spraypainted Spock mask stalks babysitters

Night Terrors on Birch Boulevard: killer with really bad skin condition attacks people while they are sleeping, but ... in the real world

Malicious Mimes From Another World: Killer Klowns from Outer Space, almost shot for shot, but with mimes

The Slime: The Blob, but it attacks a little kid first, becomes blue when it eats people and can only be stopped/killed with fire

Gore Buffet: Splatter flick starring an actor in his 50s playing a killer in his 20s who runs a Western Sizzlin'-esque restaurant, who kills people to use as offerings to an obscure deity

Unnatural Occurrence: A film consisting of nothing but night-vision footage of doors closing by themselves accompanied by scare chords, for an hour

Man's Worst Enemy: Genetically engineered monster dog played by a shaved Old English Sheepdog created by Malcolm McDowell eats mailmen like candy bars and attacks people with acid dung

The Ones Satan Rejected: George Buza, Stacy Keibler and that tattooed guy from Nip/Tuck as pottymouthed killers, all to a dubstep soundtrack

Olivia Bauer


Chainsawmidget

Quote from: FatFreddysCat on June 14, 2013, 07:44:42 AM
The Steel of Man

Rocketed from the doomed planet Krapton, Chuck Trent lands on earth and becomes Superbman.
I've always liked the name "Superior Man" myself.