Pork-laced bullets designed to send Muslims "to Hell"

[Rev. Powell]

"Still angry about the idea of an Islamic cultural center opening near Ground Zero, a group of Idaho gun enthusiasts decided to fight back with a new line of pork-laced bullets....

The bullets are coated in pork-infused paint, which the company states makes the ammo 'haram,' or unclean, and therefore will keep a Muslim who's shot with one of the bullets from entering paradise."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/22/pork-laced-bullets-designed-to-send-muslims-straight-to-hell_n_3480150.html

Let's avoid going hog wild with puns, shall we?

[indianasmith]

Does that mean they would go to "Hog Heaven"?

[lester1/2jr]

If you get really hungry you could suck on one

[tracy]

Golly...I had no idea that psychological warfare could get so physical.

[Leah]

this is completely stupid, Religious wars are stupid, why? What possible SANE reasoning does this make? Yes people died, but then there's the war in the Middle East where more people have died. Also, what version of Hell is this, the Christian version, Muslim version, Islamic version?

[FatFreddysCat]

That's so stupid that it's almost brilliant.

[Bushma]

 

I look at this the same way I do the Zombie Max ammo.  It's a wonderful marketing ploy, and that's it. 

I'll admit it, I bought a box a Zombie Max 9mm just because I liked the gimic.  On those grounds I may get a box of this too.

[Chainsawmidget]

I look at this the same way I do the Zombie Max ammo.  It's a wonderful marketing ploy, and that's it. 

I'll admit it, I bought a box a Zombie Max 9mm just because I liked the gimic.  On those grounds I may get a box of this too.

Now you just have to convince them to make Anti-Zombie Muslim ammo.

You never know when there's going to be an outbreak of Zombie Muslims after all. 

[Rev. Powell]

I look at this the same way I do the Zombie Max ammo.  It's a wonderful marketing ploy, and that's it. 

I'll admit it, I bought a box a Zombie Max 9mm just because I liked the gimic.  On those grounds I may get a box of this too.

Now you just have to convince them to make Anti-Zombie Muslim ammo.

You never know when there's going to be an outbreak of Zombie Muslims after all. 

I can see it now: MUSLIM ZOMBIE OUTBREAK (2013), d. Uwe Boll.

Synopsis: White supremacists in Idaho inadvertently create a plague of zombies when they shoot Muslims with pork-tipped bullets, believing that this will send the victims directly to Hell. Hell, however, is full at the moment..

[FatFreddysCat]

I can see it now: MUSLIM ZOMBIE OUTBREAK (2013), d. Uwe Boll.

Synopsis: White supremacists in Idaho inadvertently create a plague of zombies when they shoot Muslims with pork-tipped bullets, believing that this will send the victims directly to Hell. Hell, however, is full at the moment..

That's brilliant. Get the Asylum on the phone, I betcha they'd rush that into production right away. I'm picturing Judd Nelson and ex-pop singer Samantha Fox in the lead roles. 

[indianasmith]

They did something not too far from that not long ago - none other than UBL himself came back as one of the living dead.  It was called OZOMBIE.

[Bushma]

Now you just have to convince them to make Anti-Zombie Muslim ammo.

You never know when there's going to be an outbreak of Zombie Muslims after all. 

Um... Copyrighted!  I've got dibbs on it!

Speaking of Zombie Muslims, yesterday I watched OZombie with my kids!

[Bushma]

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[Mofo Rising]

You know, Muslims and Jews are not supposed to eat pork. But it's not like a mortal sin if you do.

I remember a teacher I had who was from the Lebanon. He spent some time in America and would buy a Sausage Biscuit from McDonald's every day. One day he asked, "what's in this" and found out he was buying and eating pork.

So these people who are imagining "pork bullets" are basically entertaining fantasies of straight-up murdering people. Murdering them in a way that they would be guaranteed to go to Hell. Not the way it actually works.

[Bushma]

You know, Muslims and Jews are not supposed to eat pork. But it's not like a mortal sin if you do.

You're right!  The whole idea of the pork tipped bullets just shows the ignorance of those who made them.  However, there are those like me (Yeah I said it) who don't really care.  I think the whole thing is funny as hell, and I'll buy a box just to support some creative advertising.