Real persona / online persona?

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I wear pants online. 
-Ed

[retrorussell]

I have a feeling I'm wittier online than in real life.  I'm not that witty online so that doesn't bode well for face to face Dean.

Me too.  I can come up with clever sayings and jokes and other such witticisms at the keyboard, but when the opportunity comes to say them in real life, I just lock up.  I'm also more chummy on the 'net than in real life.. I'm a total hermit.