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Man caught having relations with pool float....again.

Started by sprite75, July 10, 2013, 07:17:02 PM

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sprite75

First we had the guy out of Wisconsin who had gotten caught getting it on with a love seat.  Now we have one Edwin Tobergta.  Mr Tobergta was caught in flagrante delicto with a pool float;

QuoteAccording a police report, on June 15, Tobergta "stepped out of his back door, naked, and was having sexual relations with a rubber pool float."

"This occurred in front of several children who saw his genitals and his actions with the float," the report states.

In 2011, Tobergta was accused of having sex with a neighbor's pool float. In 2002, a woman told police he did the same thing with an inflatable pumpkin in her yard.

After Tobergta's 2011 arrest, a family member said Tobergta has mental issues and needed help. It's not known if he has undergone treatment.
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Leah

So these guys doesn't know about flesh lights I presume? :lookingup:

Also, I think he's in deep trouble.
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indianasmith

Hey, whatever floats his boat . . . or his butt, in this case!
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Quote from: Jack on July 11, 2013, 06:22:58 AM
An inflatable pumpkin too?  That's just wrong. 

The pumpkin broke up with him, couldn;t handle the press exposure.
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Quote from: Jack on July 11, 2013, 06:22:58 AM
An inflatable pumpkin too?  That's just wrong. 

Is that why they're called "jack-o-lanterns"?
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sprite75

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Now they have a new line of inflatable pumpkin sex toys..introducing..."Humpkins!"

Bushma

An inflatable pumpkin ?!  HA HA!

I guess that wish from his fairy godmother must have expired before midnight.
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