Dancing in a unicorn mask at PNC Park not a good idea

[sprite75]

Dancing in a unicorn mask at a baseball stadium looks to not be a good idea;

Porn star Andy San Dimas was kicked out of PNC Park for provocatively dancing while wearing a unicorn mask during the July 13th Pirates-Mets game, according to Deadspin.

A witness told the site that a young woman in a unicorn mask was sitting in front of him at the game. Her friend announced that the masked woman was a "major triple x star" who would be stripping later that night at Cheerleaders Gentleman's Club in Pittsburgh.

The witness states that the woman was engaging in a clothed "sexy stripper dance." She refused to stop when an usher asked her, and when confronted by security, ended up leaving the ballpark.

Deadspin sussed out that the "major triple x star" in question was none other than 26-year-old Andy San Dimas, a porn star who also made an appearance in the movie Drive:

[Umaril Has Returned]

A baseball park, huh? Somewhere there's a joke in here about balls and bats...

[FatFreddysCat]

Wasn't "San Dimas" the home town of "Bill and Ted?"

"Duuuude... strange things are afoot at PNC Park."