So I tried out the new Twinkies and.....

[Leah]

it still taste like crap. I don't know what it's about it, but eating one has a stale taste to it. I am debating whether or not to microwave the other one to try to living it up. Here's what I want to see-
BRING BACK THE SWEET ROLLS!
The Sweet Rolls were m breakfast a few times I was running late for college. Don't bring back the Snoballs or anything like that.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Rock the Twinkies like Grandma made:
http://leitesculinaria.com/71100/recipes-homemade-twinkies.html

[VenomX73]

I'll eat twinkles but not my favorite...

I get these knockoff sweet rolls (store brand) here in New JerZey... pretty good.

[Umaril Has Returned]

So instead of Twinkies we should be calling them Hostess Stinkies, then. 

[Paquita]

The Snoballs absolutely have to come back!!  Sure they might not taste like anything special, but if you close your eyes and squeeze them a little, they feel like little stardust covered boobies.

[Leah]

I'll eat twinkles but not my favorite...

I get these knockoff sweet rolls (store brand) here in New JerZey... pretty good.

I too see knock off of Hostess products at the Corner Store that isn't on the Corner, but it's just for the Cup cakes. :(

So instead of Twinkies we should be calling them Hostess Stinkies, then. 

Nah, it should be Crappies since it taste like crap to me.

The Snoballs absolutely have to come back!!  Sure they might not taste like anything special, but if you close your eyes and squeeze them a little, they feel like little stardust covered boobies.

Almost chocked on an ice cube there.

[HappyGilmore]

Best way to enjoy a Twinkie is by cutting it in half, and putting a hot dog in the middle.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

The Snoballs absolutely have to come back!!  Sure they might not taste like anything special, but if you close your eyes and squeeze them a little, they feel like little stardust covered boobies.

THAT is poetry indeed. I snorted my drink.

[Umaril Has Returned]

The Snoballs absolutely have to come back!!  Sure they might not taste like anything special, but if you close your eyes and squeeze them a little, they feel like little stardust covered boobies.

T*t's a good way to look at it, Paquita! 

[Chainsawmidget]

Best way to enjoy a Twinkie is by cutting it in half, and putting a hot dog in the middle.

Ah, the classic Twinkie Wiener Sandwhich

[The Burgomaster]

The truth about Twinkies (NSFW):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYFM66TC4nI