Panicked South African tourist questions

[Trevor]

The things people expect when coming here 

www.myjozi.co.za/funny-fifa-2010-questions/

Some of these answers are very funny.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Yes, quite funny. Thank-you for posting that, Trevor. Unfortunately, you ask any tourist board or bureau, and they'll tell you that they all get those type of questions. What surprised me, the majority of the questions were not from the U.S. As can be seen from this board, we Americans are wonderful people, but sometimes we are so clueless. Thank-you again, Trevor.

[Javakoala]

This is my absolute favorite:

Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? ( USA )
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not...oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.

[Bushma]

we Americans are wonderful people, but sometimes we are so clueless

It's funny because it's true!