An Ode to Trevor's Undies

[BoyScoutKevin]

Because we always salute something stinky at this site.

"With women dear
There's many a tear.
When Trevor nears."

[Trevor]

LOL 

I went with providing my own reason: I have to wear the damn things. 

[Flangepart]

It's poetry time!

Trevor is so keen.
His undies are the pits.
Why can't we fear them?

[Trevor]

He is
getting his
birthday
bonus on
Friday
so
he will buy
some
clean
ones

[Flangepart]

The oder was strong.
Oh lord, what hath died good sir?
The Trevor was here.

[tracy]

There once was a good man named Trevor
Clean undies were his main endeavor
He looked everywhere
For new underwear
When he finds them he'll think himself clever

[Trevor]

The oder was strong.
Oh lord, what hath died good sir?
The Trevor was here.

[The Burgomaster]

It was many and many a year ago,
   In a kingdom by the sea,
That a man there lived whom you may know
   By the name of Trevor Moses;
And this man he lived with no other thought
   Than to love and be loved by undies.

[zombie no.one]

When the night has come, and the land is dark
And Trev's undies, are the only thing we'll see
No, I won't puke, oh, I won't be passing out
Just as long as he doesn't stand, stand by me

[Flangepart]

Trough the Indies in his Undies went our trevor.
And the natives were impressed, that much is plain.
Till a local girl fed him scotch and heather.
And they fled in terror from the spreading stain.

[Trevor]

It was many and many a year ago,
   In a kingdom by the sea,
That a man there lived whom you may know
   By the name of Trevor Moses;
And this man he lived with no other thought
   Than to love and be loved by undies.

LOL 

[Trevor]

When the night has come, and the land is dark
And Trev's undies, are the only thing we'll see
No, I won't puke, oh, I won't be passing out
Just as long as he doesn't stand, stand by me

[Trevor]

There once was a good man named Trevor
Clean undies were his main endeavor
He looked everywhere
For new underwear
When he finds them he'll think himself clever

[Trevor]

Trough the Indies in his Undies went our trevor.
And the natives were impressed, that much is plain.
Till a local girl fed him scotch and heather.
And they fled in terror from the spreading stain.

[indianasmith]

There once was a fellow named Trevor,
Who had the worst underpants ever!
They were rank, brown and lumpy
and filled with odd bumpies
And caused small children to flee!