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Superman fan has 16 years of surgery to look like the Man of Steel

Started by major jay, October 04, 2013, 11:04:03 AM

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zelmo73

#1
October 04, 2013, 10:47:15 PM
All I could think of was Michael Jackson when I read this earlier today.  :buggedout:
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Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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indianasmith

#2
October 05, 2013, 12:18:01 AM
People are not only crazy, they are STUPID crazy. :buggedout:
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bob

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October 05, 2013, 09:01:22 AM
So I co-wrote something that just got accepted at Cracked and this guy is one of the entries. That's all I'll disclose about it until it is published on the website.
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Umaril Has Returned

#5
October 05, 2013, 12:58:07 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on October 05, 2013, 12:18:01 AM
People are not only crazy, they are STUPID crazy. :buggedout:

Roger that one, old friend. Like that gy who lived alone on the island, who had plastic surgery to make him look like a leopard or a tiger. Now there was a strange fella'.

Allhallowsday

#6
October 07, 2013, 08:59:45 AM
His chin looks like a little baby hiney...
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Jack

#7
October 07, 2013, 11:07:05 AM
He should have his frontal lobes removed and then he could fit a little laser in there for his eyes.
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FatFreddysCat

#8
October 07, 2013, 01:12:26 PM
What...the... @#$%???
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ChaosTheory

#9
October 07, 2013, 01:27:34 PM
Wow. I for real thought that was a wax sculpture at first glance.
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tracy

#10
October 08, 2013, 03:48:58 PM
Egad! He looks like Superman's stunt double's wax dummy.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

alandhopewell

#11
October 08, 2013, 04:00:53 PM
     To quote, that's just wrong....
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Zapranoth

#12
October 08, 2013, 04:09:56 PM
Wonder where the money for all that crazy came from.
He reminds me of that Ukranian barbie girl.

bob

#13
November 22, 2013, 02:46:25 PM
Quote from: bob on October 05, 2013, 09:01:22 AM
So I co-wrote something that just got accepted at Cracked and this guy is one of the entries. That's all I'll disclose about it until it is published on the website.


The 5 Most Insane Acts of Fan Dedication Ever

www.bit.ly/18czvyS

This was published today. If that Beiber fan had his survey done before that article was accepted I'm thinking he was would've been in the same entry as this guy.

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

BoyScoutKevin

#14
November 23, 2013, 05:16:13 PM
Quote from: bob on November 22, 2013, 02:46:25 PM
Quote from: bob on October 05, 2013, 09:01:22 AM
So I co-wrote something that just got accepted at Cracked and this guy is one of the entries. That's all I'll disclose about it until it is published on the website.


The 5 Most Insane Acts of Fan Dedication Ever

www.bit.ly/18czvyS

This was published today. If that Beiber fan had his survey done before that article was accepted I'm thinking he was would've been in the same entry as this guy.



Stand by with the hot cocoa and hot coffee. If the fan boys and girls stood in line for seven weeks for "Revenge of the Sith," in 2005, how long are they willing to stand in line for "Star Wars: episode VII?" Two things that might keep the numbers down to a sane level. (1) You should be able to get one's ticket on-line and (2) Instead of May, for "Revenge of the Sith," "Star Wars: episode VII" will be released at the start of winter or 12/18/15.
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