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Avalanche Sharks (2013)

Started by InformationGeek, October 10, 2013, 12:48:11 PM

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InformationGeek

October 10, 2013, 12:48:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sotQoOngYno

Why?  Because why not, that's why!
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Flangepart

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October 10, 2013, 12:58:18 PM
AKA Alien Ghost Sharks...well, that's what I'd call 'em...
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FatFreddysCat

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October 10, 2013, 02:08:05 PM
Just when I think the Ridiculous Shark Movie Well has officially run dry... someone proves me wrong!  :teddyr:
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Jack

#3
October 10, 2013, 04:28:48 PM
Sharks on a skating rink would be awesome - "I think we're gonna need a bigger Zamboni."   :teddyr:

This stuff is spilling over into books as well:  http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/71203/sharcano-looks-shoot-fins-teeth-and-magma-all-over-your-bookshelf#axzz2hMB459Y7
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indianasmith

#4
October 10, 2013, 04:30:38 PM
Wait, is this NOT a SyFy original?
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Bushma

#5
October 10, 2013, 05:58:34 PM
Anyone else thinking back to Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCywrFyN_R4


Now we just have to look forward to Snow Shark vs Avalanche Shark
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FatFreddysCat

#6
October 10, 2013, 10:11:39 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on October 10, 2013, 04:30:38 PM
Wait, is this NOT a SyFy original?

Give'em time. They're probably opening their check book to lock up the broadcast rights as we speak.
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zelmo73

#7
October 11, 2013, 12:44:07 AM
I'm still trying to get over the genius sharks that et Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea. All those frickin' sharks needed were frickin' laser beams to make it a perfect frickin' shark horror movie with frickin' Samuel Frickin' Jackson in it!
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Flangepart

#8
October 11, 2013, 08:06:08 AM
Quote from: Jack on October 10, 2013, 04:28:48 PM
Sharks on a skating rink would be awesome - "I think we're gonna need a bigger Zamboni."   :teddyr:

I'd sig that one, baby! :bouncegiggle:

SHARKCANO VS. AVALANCHE SHARKS. Nuff said...
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Ted C

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October 11, 2013, 11:50:46 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on October 10, 2013, 04:30:38 PM
Wait, is this NOT a SyFy original?

It's not by The Asylum, who are the usual culprits for Syfy. It seems that Syfy's copycat studio now has a copycat.
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Kaseykockroach

#10
October 11, 2013, 01:56:42 PM
Isn't the world bored with sharks by now?
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Flangepart

#11
October 11, 2013, 05:57:41 PM
Quote from: Kaseykockroach on October 11, 2013, 01:56:42 PM
Isn't the world bored with sharks by now?
Sharks are the new zombies, don't cha know?
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zelmo73

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October 12, 2013, 01:28:53 AM
Quote from: Flangepart on October 11, 2013, 05:57:41 PM
Quote from: Kaseykockroach on October 11, 2013, 01:56:42 PM
Isn't the world bored with sharks by now?
Sharks are the new zombies, don't cha know?

ZOMBIE SHARKS! Somebody please-please-please-please-please make the movie!  :hot:
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Gst0395

#13
October 12, 2013, 08:11:46 AM
Damn,  nowadays bad killer shark movies are being made left and right it seems.

Rev. Powell

#14
October 12, 2013, 12:25:33 PM
Quote from: Flangepart on October 11, 2013, 05:57:41 PM
Quote from: Kaseykockroach on October 11, 2013, 01:56:42 PM
Isn't the world bored with sharks by now?
Sharks are the new zombies, don't cha know?

I am bored with them but I seem to tire of movie trends much faster than other people. I've been sick of zombies for over a decade now.
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