Shark Attack in the Mediterranean

[Ted C]

Shark Attack in the Mediterranean is a German shark movie from 2004 starring Ralph "Substitute Conan" Moeller.

The production values don't suck, but it has an idiot plot, the shark science is awful, and the dubbing is terrible. It features one of the worst escapes from a "run him off the road" attempt ever, and doesn't even offer a random gratuitous sex scene.

Look for it on Netflix. Best not to attempt sober.

       

"Shark alarm. Shark alarm. Everyone out of the water. Shark alarm."
(Notice that I did not use exclamation points. That's to simulate the delivery of the dubbed lines.)

[zombie no.one]

the title is a bit too cryptic for me

[Jack]

Where does this take place?

[Trevor]

Where does this take place?

I'm also confused. 

Ted, I would like to see this but you say "Best not to attempt sober". Problem: I'm a teetotaler so will I survive this? 

[Ted C]

Ted, I would like to see this but you say "Best not to attempt sober". Problem: I'm a teetotaler so will I survive this? 

Sure, but you'll feel the full force of the badness.

[Trevor]

Ted, I would like to see this but you say "Best not to attempt sober". Problem: I'm a teetotaler so will I survive this? 

Sure, but you'll feel the full force of the badness.

After suffering through (and surviving) Laser Mission and The Demon, I think I can take it. 

[Ted C]

Found a trailer for this one... (in German)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh35ZSMbGdU

[JayJayM12]

It's been a long time since I've seen a movie with a full shark!  Lately, they've all been half sharks, mixed with a tornado, or an octopus, or crocodile, or spider, or Lindsay Lohan, or a skyscraper (actually, I would DEFINITELY watch a movie called Sharkscraper!)