And I quote...

[indianasmith]

"Be true.  You will not fail, however he may assail you.  There is also love in the world." - Stephen R. Donaldson

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[WingedSerpent]

Physicist Richard Feynman meet a Buddhist monk that told him

To every man is given the key to the gates of heaven. The same key opens the gates of hell. 

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx.

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[ER]

"Have you heard about McDonald's Obama Value Meal? You order what you want and the guy in line behind you has to pay for it."
---attributed to Conan O'Brien

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[claws]

You know what your problem is? Chastity Pariah.

~ Bob Redding, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

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[indianasmith]

"Women are not 'simple.' Women are a Jenga tower balanced on a Rubik's Cube wrapped in a jigsaw puzzle, then duct taped to the back of a terrorist who is shouting at you in a foreign language!"

- from FAILBOOK.com

[ER]

"If you men only knew..."
---Alice Harford

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