High fat brains.

[Flangepart]

Alien Chick 1: "You know,on their planet the zombies use their TEETH to get at the brains."

Alien chick 2: "(Pifft) Barbarians.

[Javakoala]

"Let's hope this Pikachu conversion looks better than ours."

[retrorussell]

"Uh, can I ask you something?"
"Sure, what is it?"
"Um.. why did you extinguish cigarettes in your head?"
"Well.. I couldn't find an ashtray."
"That is.. wow.  Just.. wow."

[tracy]

Okay...one more treatment and Yul Brynner will grow hair again.