The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[LilCerberus]

I think it means Mr Korsakov went to Latvia...
... and broke every bone in his body....
http://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk
http://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk

[LilCerberus]

Here's a version that induces a slightly milder headache
http://youtu.be/hwsbZKRmrp8
Kinda reminds me of Sykotik Sinfony. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/badchannels/

Also sorta makes me imagine a superhero who dresses up as a televangelist & runs around doing that Benny Hinn thing to criminals.......

And, just because it's been a week of discovering really weird stuff...
http://youtu.be/IPKAwJKGSDc

I think it means Mr Korsakov went to Latvia...
... and broke every bone in his body....
http://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk
http://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk

[indianasmith]

Man, the Dallas Cowboys REALLY stunk up the field last night!
I didn't expect them to win - New Orleans is an awesome team - but I expected it to go better than THAT!
I think Monte Kiffen's defense earned a new nickname - the "Kleenex Defense"!

[Leah]

Man, the Dallas Cowboys REALLY stunk up the field last night!
I didn't expect them to win - New Orleans is an awesome team - but I expected it to go better than THAT!
I think Monte Kiffen's defense earned a new nickname - the "Kleenex Defense"!

And here the Cowboys blamed Rob Ryan for losing to RG3 last year.

[LilCerberus]

I know nothing about Andy Warhol, but for some reason, I'd like to make a movie about Andy Warhol that has nothing to do with Andy Warhol, but rather my own warped sense of the world, & I'd fill it with reenactments of scenes from The Doors, Basquiat, I Shot Andy Warhol, & whatever that movie was about that model that was seeing Andy Warhol & Bob Dylan at the same time, & I'd try & pass it off as an autobiographical piece, but it would really be about my lack of knowledge on the subject outside of that rock video for Hello Again, and I would call it MOVIES ABOUT ANDY WARHOL, and I would throw in a scene where Bigfoot would steal the script for Up Your @$$ & hides it in a box of smelly lighting equipment, & have some weird drones dressed as Andy Warhol doing a tribute to the opening scene from The Andy Griffith Show.....

[Bushma]

I think it means Mr Korsakov went to Latvia...
... and broke every bone in his body....
http://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk
http://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk

W...T...F... Did I just watch and why do I want to see more?!?!

[Rev. Powell]

I think it means Mr Korsakov went to Latvia...
... and broke every bone in his body....
http://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk
http://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk

I too like this.

[Rev. Powell]

I know nothing about Andy Warhol, but for some reason, I'd like to make a movie about Andy Warhol that has nothing to do with Andy Warhol, but rather my own warped sense of the world, & I'd fill it with reenactments of scenes from The Doors, Basquiat, I Shot Andy Warhol, & whatever that movie was about that model that was seeing Andy Warhol & Bob Dylan at the same time, & I'd try & pass it off as an autobiographical piece, but it would really be about my lack of knowledge on the subject outside of that rock video for Hello Again, and I would call it MOVIES ABOUT ANDY WARHOL, and I would throw in a scene where Bigfoot would steal the script for Up Your @$$ & hides it in a box of smelly lighting equipment, & have some weird drones dressed as Andy Warhol doing a tribute to the opening scene from The Andy Griffith Show.....

I believe Andy Warhol would appreciate that plot, for 15 minutes at least.

[Javakoala]

I think it means Mr Korsakov went to Latvia...
... and broke every bone in his body....
http://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk
http://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk

My brain just had a seizure. The real question is: Would they be willing to play at a kid's birthday party or, maybe, a bat mitzvah?

[Jack]

Well guys I've gotta spend the night in the hospital - I've been taking too much aspirin for years for my frequent headaches and now I guess I've got a bleeding ulcer from it.  My hemoglobin count is pretty low and they're going to give me a transfusion of 3 units of blood (which takes 12 hours) to get that back up to normal levels.  Then tomorrow they're going to stick some thing down my throat to see inside my stomach, and then hopefully I'll get to come home.

I've been feeling so run down these past couple of days;  I took a shower yesterday and was absolutely exhausted afterwards.  My arms felt like I'd just done 100 pushups or something.  So I guess it's time to get this all taken care of.

Wish me luck and hopefully I'll be able to find some lousy movie on TV to watch tonight 

[LilCerberus]

Why is Dudley Moore Wearing a sweatsuit on the beach in 10?

[Rev. Powell]

Well guys I've gotta spend the night in the hospital - I've been taking too much aspirin for years for my frequent headaches and now I guess I've got a bleeding ulcer from it.  My hemoglobin count is pretty low and they're going to give me a transfusion of 3 units of blood (which takes 12 hours) to get that back up to normal levels.  Then tomorrow they're going to stick some thing down my throat to see inside my stomach, and then hopefully I'll get to come home.

I've been feeling so run down these past couple of days;  I took a shower yesterday and was absolutely exhausted afterwards.  My arms felt like I'd just done 100 pushups or something.  So I guess it's time to get this all taken care of.

Wish me luck and hopefully I'll be able to find some lousy movie on TV to watch tonight 

Good luck Jack, I'm sure it's a minor procedure that will go well. Is it not normal to feel like you've done 100 pushups after showering?

[lester1/2jr]

Jack - hospitals are weird at night. be careful

[Newt]

Well guys I've gotta spend the night in the hospital - I've been taking too much aspirin for years for my frequent headaches and now I guess I've got a bleeding ulcer from it.  My hemoglobin count is pretty low and they're going to give me a transfusion of 3 units of blood (which takes 12 hours) to get that back up to normal levels.  Then tomorrow they're going to stick some thing down my throat to see inside my stomach, and then hopefully I'll get to come home.

I've been feeling so run down these past couple of days;  I took a shower yesterday and was absolutely exhausted afterwards.  My arms felt like I'd just done 100 pushups or something.  So I guess it's time to get this all taken care of.

Wish me luck and hopefully I'll be able to find some lousy movie on TV to watch tonight 

  Jack!  You had better be all set to rights soon: cannot have you depriving us of your company.     Be good and get well! 

[lester1/2jr]

Will this be the first night in the history of this forum Jack won't be watching a movie or 3? panic is already setting in at all the worst studios in LA