Biggest Celebrity Lies

[claws]

At the height of child sexual abuse accusations, Michael Jackson (R.I.P.) married Lisa Marie Presley.


Graceland meets Neverland

I never bought it. To me this marriage was a sham. I rather believe O.J. Simpson didn't kill anybody 

What's the biggest celebrity lie that irks you?

[WingedSerpent]

We are worth your attention.

[The Burgomaster]

[zelmo73]

I rather believe O.J. Simpson didn't kill anybody 

He recently claimed that he had to kill Nicole Brown Simpson in self-defense!   

[indianasmith]

Well, we all know how dangerous 120 pound petite blonde women are to hulking former NFL athletes!

[Trevor]

I hope I don't sound bitter, but I believe that Prince Charles' marriage to Lady Diana Spencer was a sham and a lie. He knew that his concubine (Camilla Parker-Mess My Bowels  ) was not able to provide him with a heir and a spare, so he wooed and married a pretty young girl who was able to do that. When Princes William and Harry came along, she was discarded.  

I genuinely liked (and like) Diana but she was trapped in a loveless marriage and used as a breeding oven: alarmingly like what happened to her ancestor Georgiana Spencer as seen in the film The Duchess.

[Umaril Has Returned]

The biggest celebrity lie?

"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. If you like your plan, you can keep your plan. PERIOD."

[Rev. Powell]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC9N6kd7EUU

[Allhallowsday]

PAUL is dead. 

Or, PAUL is alive. 

[Chainsawmidget]

PAUL is dead. 

Or, PAUL is alive. 

Yes, but was Paul really a walrus?

[zelmo73]

PAUL is dead. 

Or, PAUL is alive. 

I'm leaning toward "dead".

[indianasmith]

I think they meant a different Paul.

[zelmo73]

Too soon?

[claws]

Too soon?

I guess not. I've been reading Paul Walker jokes posted on message boards since two days ago.

[BoyScoutKevin]

PAUL is dead. 

Or, PAUL is alive. 

Yes, but was Paul really a walrus?

"Goo goo g'joob!" to you, too.