Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies

claws · September 04, 2013, 11:03:24 AM

Quote from: Pacman000 on September 03, 2013, 06:57:16 PM

The Sound of Music

A lively Nun is sent to help a family and find herself in 1940's Austria.

After a long period working for the Family in a mental institution, the lively Nun is finally assigned to go to Congo, where she works with a researcher with a talking gorilla.

Sophie's Choice (1982)

Sophie is the survivor of Nazi concentration camps, who has found a reason to live in Nathan, a sparkling if unsteady American Jew obsessed with the Holocaust. But the happiness of Sophie and Nathan is endangered by her ghosts and his obsessions...

akiratubo · December 05, 2013, 08:02:26 PM

Quote from: claws on September 04, 2013, 11:03:24 AMSophie is the survivor of Nazi concentration camps, who has found a reason to live in Nathan, a sparkling if unsteady American Jew obsessed with the Holocaust. But the happiness of Sophie and Nathan is endangered by her ghosts and his obsessions...

Turns out the ghosts just want Sophie and Nathan to get the hell out of their house, to which end they hire a "bio-exorcist". Unfortunately, the "exorcist" is just a shyster who takes the ghosts' money and runs to Mexico with his jailbait goth girlfriend. The film ends with the ghosts deciding to move to a new house while Sophie leaves Nathan alone to indulge his My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic obsession.

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An old man ties balloons to his house in an effort to fly to South America and fulfill his deceased wife's dream ...

Rev. Powell · December 05, 2013, 08:27:53 PM

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An old man ties balloons to his house in an effort to fly to South America and fulfill his deceased wife's dream ...

...of dropping a house on Dorothy, the woman who killed her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East.

MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET (1947)

When a nice old man who claims to be Santa Claus is institutionalized as insane...

claws · December 06, 2013, 03:57:54 AM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 05, 2013, 08:27:53 PM

MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET (1947)

When a nice old man who claims to be Santa Claus is institutionalized as insane...

he tries to liven the place up a bit by playing card games and basketball with his fellow inmates, but the head nurse Ratched is after him at every turn.

NO HOLDS BARRED (1989)

Rip is the World Wrestling Federation champion who is faithful to his fans and the network he wrestles for. Brell, the new head of the World Television Network, wants Rip to wrestle for his network. Rip refuses and goes back to his normal life.

akiratubo · December 09, 2013, 10:21:52 PM

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Quote from: claws on December 06, 2013, 03:57:54 AMNO HOLDS BARRED (1989)

Rip is the World Wrestling Federation champion who is faithful to his fans and the network he wrestles for. Brell, the new head of the World Television Network, wants Rip to wrestle for his network. Rip refuses and goes back to his normal life.

... but is suddenly attacked by space aliens who claim they are the last of a dead race - and so is he! Rip embarks on an adventure which ends up with him becoming the legendary Super Wrestler and taking on space tyrant Freezer (played by Randy Savage).

To Live and Die in LA

A Secret Service agent pushes the law to the breaking point to apprehend an infamous counterfeiter ...