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Turkey Shoot (1981)

Started by akiratubo, November 20, 2013, 09:07:00 PM

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akiratubo

This may be the best movie of all time!  It has people getting set on fire!  It has huge prison guards beating small women to death!  It has men forced to hold heavy weights above their heads or get crushed!  It has a murderous lesbian!  It has a werewolf who rides around in a bulldozer, eats people's toes, and breaks people in half over his knee!  It has people getting chopped in half by bulldozer blades!  It has a man who uses a bazooka to hunt people!  It has a woman who zips a guy's dick up in his fly to escape rape!  It has a guy getting shot in the dick with tranquilizer darts!  It has a prison guard threatening an inmate with, "I'M GONNA f**k YOU IN THE ASS, BOY!"  It has impalement by log-spike traps!  It has hands getting chopped off!

HOLY s**t!

You need to see this, now!
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indianasmith

Uuuuhhhh . . . . if you say so! :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Bushma

Yeah.  I love that movie.  Sure I may be a little on a looney side but I love the people hunting people movies!
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zelmo73

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JPickettIII

Quote from: zelmo73 on November 20, 2013, 11:33:02 PM
Andrew gave it three slimes!  :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/escape2k/

So Escape 2000 and Turkey Shoot are the same movie?

Looks/sounds interesting.

Later,

John
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zelmo73

According to IMDB, yes they are.
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

JayJayM12

Quote from: akiratubo on November 20, 2013, 09:07:00 PM
This may be the best movie of all time!  It has people getting set on fire!  It has huge prison guards beating small women to death!  It has men forced to hold heavy weights above their heads or get crushed!  It has a murderous lesbian!  It has a werewolf who rides around in a bulldozer, eats people's toes, and breaks people in half over his knee!  It has people getting chopped in half by bulldozer blades!  It has a man who uses a bazooka to hunt people!  It has a woman who zips a guy's dick up in his fly to escape rape!  It has a guy getting shot in the dick with tranquilizer darts!  It has a prison guard threatening an inmate with, "I'M GONNA f**k YOU IN THE ASS, BOY!"  It has impalement by log-spike traps!  It has hands getting chopped off!

HOLY s**t!

You need to see this, now!

Interesting - I can't say that I've heard of this one (well, I can say it, but I'd be lying), but it sounds pretty fricking awesome.  Akiraturbo's description and Andrew's review just gave me a new turkey hunt of my own - find this movie!
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carchase

I may be wrong(probably), but I think Escape 2000 is a cut version of Turkey Shoot.

I f you get a chance, watch "Not Quite Hollywood", the documentry on aussie films. It goes into details about Turkey Shoot

claws

Quote from: carchase on December 09, 2013, 07:25:17 AM
I may be wrong(probably), but I think Escape 2000 is a cut version of Turkey Shoot.

The U.S. DVD from Anchor Bay titled Escape 2000 is uncut. With a few exceptions, most worldwide DVD releases feature the uncensored version.

The Burgomaster

Quote from: claws on December 09, 2013, 08:17:33 AM
Quote from: carchase on December 09, 2013, 07:25:17 AM
I may be wrong(probably), but I think Escape 2000 is a cut version of Turkey Shoot.

The U.S. DVD from Anchor Bay titled Escape 2000 is uncut. With a few exceptions, most worldwide DVD releases feature the uncensored version.

I have it.  A mind-numbing experience.

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Bushma

Am I the only one that, after watching this movie, REALLY wanted to hang out with a werewolf in a suit? 
This is my awesome signature.  Jealous?

akiratubo

Quote from: Bushma on December 10, 2013, 08:52:31 PM
Am I the only one that, after watching this movie, REALLY wanted to hang out with a werewolf in a suit? 

Certainly not, my friend!   :cheers:
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